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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:07:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I Been Biden My Time</title>
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<description> Today- in 1775, Britain's King George III proclaimed the American colonies in a state of &#x22;open and avowed rebellion.&#x22; Open and avowed rebellion&#x2026; However, (and lucky for us) King George didn't do much to stop this rebellion in 1775, which allowed the founding fathers to draft up the constitution and the Battle of Brooklyn took place a year later, the Revolutionary War had begun. Democrats may have felt that they were part of a NEW revolution. A rebellion from the &#x22;old guard.&#x22; (Old- WHITE  ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:10:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Designer Vaginas</title>
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<description> ON THIS DATE- August 2&#x2026; In the year- 1776&#x2026; Members of the Continental Congress began attaching their signatures to the Declaration of Independence. This little act, by our first congress, could mean a certain death for congressional members- IF&#x2026;the revolution failed. Today&#x2026; Pressing forward, in the tradition of that FIRST congress, our democratically controlled congress has managed to do some monumental stuff- - Congress has re-named several Post Offices. (Post Offices need a name. ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Aug 2008 15:18:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Democrats- Using Goo Guns..??</title>
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<description> If you were heading off to spend an evening at The Democratic Convention this fall, what should you bring with you..?? A shirt and shoes..?? (You will not be able to enter The Democratic Convention without a shirt and a pair of shoes- Sandals are ok.) How about an umbrella..?? (The Democratic Convention is sure to be gloomy. Filled with talk about how &#x22;bad&#x22; America is.) Or maybe you should bring a &#x22;Goo Gun&#x22;. (&#x22;Goo Gun&#x22;- A high tech defensive weapon which shoots jets of sticky foam that imm ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:49:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>We Could Have ...</title>
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<description> WE COULD HAVE&#x2026; Every TV channel is sending their News Anchors overseas to broadcast Barack Obama setting foot on foreign soil. This didn't happen when President Bush last traveled overseas. When John McCain ventured to Afghanistan and Iraq, maybe you saw some stock video footage of McCain walking and talking. However, the TV News teams did not send their &#x22;top dogs&#x22; to cover McCain's visit. Why so much attention on this visit overseas from Obama..?? Because this is the first time that a &#x22; ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:04:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Obama- Talk This Way</title>
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<description> Obama speaks about mis-speaking, when he spoke about how we speak. When he spoke, about speaking, Obama was speaking about the spoken education on speech. He wasn't speaking about the speech that an American bloke had spoke, if the &#x22;spoken bloke&#x22; would speak about speech..!! (He) told me to: Walk this way, TALK this way &#x22;&#x2026;instead of worrying about whether immigrants can learn English &#x2014; they'll learn English &#x2014; you need to make sure your child can speak Spanish&#x2026;&#x22; (Said by Barack Obam ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:19:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Obama- George Bush's Third Term</title>
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<description> As Obama gains experience, so to comes wisdom. It is easy to stand on the soapbox and tell The Daily Kos bloggers that you intend to pull all the troops out of Iraq- quickly. (Frankly, you can tell those people at Kos just about anything, and they will believe you. Just as long as it is anti- military and anti- American.) However, when you gain experience and knowledge, you realize that you cannot pull the troops out of Iraq- quickly. Insurgents will overrun the country and you will look l ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jul 2008 14:31:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>4th of July- Freedom</title>
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<description> I thought about writing an editorial on the American colonists who declared Independence and freedom on this day in 1776. However- declaring freedom and WINNING freedom are two different things. From my understanding of history, most colonists were scared shitless from the thought of fighting the mighty British Army. Many Americans gave the &#x22;revolutionaries&#x22; little hope of beating the British. In reality, the 4th of July- 1776, would have NOT been a very &#x22;free&#x22; day for this young country,  ...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jul 2008 15:34:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Monkey and the Mud Puddle</title>
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<description> In the land of the &#x22;free&#x22;, You are now &#x22;free&#x22; to question popular belief. Remember when a group of long- haired weirdo's began to question if the earth was the center of the known universe? At the time, the popular belief was that Earth was the center of it all and the sun, the stars, and all the heavens moved around us. These wild- eyed men claimed the earth was just another object flying around the sun. Religion took the blame for this one. (Keeping mankind in the dark.) The blame is som ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:29:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Human Refuge</title>
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<description> All across America, we have set aside parks and forests that are designated- &#x22;Wildlife Refuge.&#x22; This is an area where &#x22;nature&#x22; is protected. (Protected from WHO..??) By design, these &#x22;wildlife refuges&#x22; are to protect nature- from you. However, the &#x22;wildlife refuge&#x22; doesn't protect nature- from itself. For example; the common house sparrow and a field mouse are much less &#x22;safe&#x22; in a nature reserve- filled with hungry owls and hawks. If you could ask a sparrow or a mouse where they would cho ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:42:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Habeas Corpus and a Rat's A$$</title>
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<description> Does Hitler have American Constitutional rights..?? If &#x22;conspiracy people&#x22; are correct and Hitler never died, is Hitler &#x22;innocent until we prove him guilty..??&#x22; Hitler was NOT an American citizen. To my knowledge, Hitler never visited America. How could Hitler ever have American Constitutional Rights..?? It is insane and radical to presume Hitler is innocent until some &#x22;attorney&#x22; proves him guilty. Oh yes&#x2026; Hitler deserves his day in court. A military court. But not by an American court,  ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:42:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>We Cannot Drill Our Way Out</title>
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<description> He leaned forward in his chair, as if to take command. His political party's &#x22;talking point&#x22; was firmly planted in his brain. When the moment was right, he declared: &#x22;You know, we cannot drill our way out of it..&#x22; Is anyone else getting sick of this talking point..?? &#x22;We cannot drill our way out of it..&#x22; What makes it even more sad and pathetic is that each person who uses this talking point acts like they are the FIRST to say it. &#x22;We cannot drill our way out of it..&#x22; Oh&#x2026;. It makes me wa ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:43:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Animals Want Us to Drill for Oil</title>
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<description> If we drilled for oil in Alaska, what would it look like..?? Would it be so hideous that wild animals would hate us? Creatures big and small would pack their bags and leave America? Or worse yet&#x2026; Would wild animals in Alaska- immediately start dropping dead from the site of an oil rig..?? What would drilling for oil in Alaska look like..?? I can't really show you a picture of what drilling in ANWR would look like. The technology proposed for this drilling is unique. Partly because of the ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:08:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Tim Russert</title>
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<description> Anyone who follows politics, and writes a political blog, has to feel a sense of loss at the passing of Tim Russert. In the world of political journalism, Tim Russert made it to the top. Even though I knew Russert had worked for the Democratic Party many years ago, today- I wasn't really sure &#x22;who's side&#x22; Tim Russert was on? That is the sign of a good journalist. That is his trademark. I would watch Russert quiz someone like Karl Rove and I would think to myself; &#x22;Russert is voting for Oba ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:24:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Angry White Females</title>
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<description> Have you ever had to deal with an &#x22;Angry White Women?&#x22; Sometimes a box of candy, flowers, and a clever line, like: &#x22;I don't think you look fat..&#x22; just isn't enough. What if you had several MILLION &#x22;Angry White Women&#x22; pissed off at you..?? Welcome to &#x22;Obama's World..!!&#x22; According to The Associated Press, Obama must now deal with millions of &#x22;Angry White Female&#x22; voters. (Have you noticed how hung up on race liberals are..?? When Hillary was in Pennsylvania, I saw all kinds of people attendin ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jun 2008 15:13:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Florida, Michigan- is Worth Half a Vote</title>
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<description> How far back in American history would you have to venture to find a time when a man's vote was only worth a portion of another man's vote..?? A hundred years..?? During slavery..?? Thanks to the Democratic Party, you need not trouble yourself reading that far back in history. The Democratic Party has decided that the people of Florida and Michigan are worth half of a normal vote. My vote here in Pennsylvania was worth a full vote. 100 percent counted. But just down the road in Michigan, t ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jun 2008 15:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Obama's Head is Too Big for Rushmore</title>
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<description> While visiting Mount Rushmore, a (stupid) reporter asked Barack Obama: &#x22;&#x2026;(Have you) ever envisioned (your)self carved into the mountain&#x22; Obama replied, &#x22;I don't think my ears would fit. There's only so much rock up there&#x2026;&#x22; I do not believe Obama's ears are the problem&#x2026; Obama's head has become too big to fit on that mountain. Obama&#x2026; Come on back down to earth and join with us- &#x22;The little people..&#x22; To be on Mount Rushmore, you must have accomplished &#x22;something&#x22; in your political lif ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 14:02:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Saving the Gassy Ball</title>
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<description> Today, in 1844, the first web broadcast in America took place. Well, kind of... 164 years ago- today, Samuel F.B. Morse made the first telegraph transmission from Washington DC to Baltimore. What was the first message set across the &#x22;wires&#x22; in America..??&#x22; Mr. Morse hammered this statement out on his crude keyboard: &#x22;What hath God Wrought?&#x22; How prolific... If only Mr. Morse knew that his creation would lead to this... It is a hot, dusty world. A dusty- hot world that is getting more dusty  ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 16:19:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Global Warming Must Be True, (Unless it Isn't)</title>
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<description> &#x22;..Every conservative MUST do at least one; anti- global warming story each month. It is some kind of rule..&#x22; I was watching one of those reality shows on The History Channel. This one, I believe is called: &#x22;Tougher in Alaska.&#x22; Fishermen were netting salmon in an Alaskan Bay. Last years catch was one for the record books. Best in years. You have to ask yourself: How can that be..?? I thought polar bears and salmon were being killed off due to global warming. Now&#x2026; Before you claim that th ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 14:26:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Purging the Republican Party</title>
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<description> This is an editorial that I never wanted to write. I truly believe that having John McCain as president is better than the other two choices. However, I look to the right of me and see conservatives claiming they will NEVER vote for John McCain. When I look to the left, I am NOT seeing wacky liberals with some far out plan for the future of America. I see John McCain proposing global warming laws and wanting to build government programs. I am a conservative, but somehow I am stuck in the m ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 17:30:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hagee Equals Wright- Hillary Wins</title>
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<description> &#x22;...No democrat has ever won the presidency, without winning West Virginia, since 1916...&#x22; The unstoppable Hillary Clinton rolls on. With her HUGE win in West Virginia, she moves ever closer to Barack Obama, who cannot seal the deal. The elitist liberal / progressives, who look down their nose at the rest of America, explain that the HUGE lost for Obama is unimportant because Obama still leads (for now) and voters in West Virginia and Pennsylvania are uneducated and &#x22;blue collar.&#x22; They do  ...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 16:38:17 GMT</pubDate>
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