all the worl needs now, is love, sweet love...

<font color="purple" all the worl really needs is a good joke or two. heres a dirty joke my bff told me.:

Girl and guy meet up and girl takes guy home with her

Girl: i wanna have sex but my little brother sleeps in the bunk under mine so we'll have to use code names. Lettuce means faster, tomato means harder

so they get in the bunk and start having sex and going through the code names                    "lettuce,tomato,lettuce tomato..."

and the little brother wakes up and says

"guys you need to stop making sandwiches up there; youre getting mayonaisse all over me."

Comments:

thnx 4 the comment

Oh, my goodness!

comment by redimpala on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM ()

haha i heard it 4rm a freind. ive got alot of dumb blonde jokes too but i dont like to say cuz some of my bestest friends are blondies... but they crack up anyway....im a smorgasboard of hilariosity!! Yay me

reply by ayanna on May 7, 2008 5:33 AM ()