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  Pink Curtains

PINK CURTAINS

A blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She said to the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The salesman assures her that they
have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a
lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what length curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, '33 centimeters.' 'Seventeen inches?' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.' The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need
curtains!'

The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows.......


posted on Sept 23, 2008 6:48 AM ()

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Here in AZ Windows Vista can be pretty bright so I have mini blinds.

Good post I sent it to my 2 blonde pals who work on computers all day.
comment by anacoana on Sept 24, 2008 5:16 PM ()
reply by butterfly1969 on Sept 24, 2008 5:29 PM ()
comment by butterfly1969 on Sept 24, 2008 4:48 PM ()
Hmmmm, there's an interesting craft idea. Someone will probably be making little curtains for computers now. Great joke!
comment by jerms on Sept 24, 2008 3:33 PM ()
probably and make a ton off them
reply by butterfly1969 on Sept 24, 2008 4:50 PM ()
comment by elfie33 on Sept 24, 2008 8:51 AM ()
reply by butterfly1969 on Sept 24, 2008 4:50 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Sept 23, 2008 11:06 PM ()
the next one is a tear jerker
reply by butterfly1969 on Sept 24, 2008 4:51 PM ()
Hilarious!
comment by angiedw on Sept 23, 2008 2:00 PM ()
it was good
reply by butterfly1969 on Sept 24, 2008 4:48 PM ()
LOL
comment by redwolftimes on Sept 23, 2008 12:26 PM ()
thanks red
reply by butterfly1969 on Sept 23, 2008 1:12 PM ()
comment by texastar on Sept 23, 2008 9:30 AM ()
That was a good one butter!!
reply by texastar on Sept 23, 2008 10:55 AM ()
i couldn't resist i knew that one had to go on
reply by butterfly1969 on Sept 23, 2008 9:47 AM ()

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