http://greasy.com/carrryon/index.html carrryon's Blog en-us © 01:24:49 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Sun, Jul 01:24:49 6 GMT 30 http://greasy.com/carrryon/dorfus_dingle_sniffer_oh.html MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT......DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor.... A. Follow the instructions to find your new na ... Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:35:46 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/grandparents.html Bare with me I have bad Grammar according to my English 101 Teacher,  so I have been scared forever... I was challenged by Strider a few months ago to write about my grandparents... So here it goes.. Actually it was my Great Grandparents. So every other week-end we would visit my Grandparents, over the river through the mountains we would go..  My Grandmother had the very best veggie garden in the world in Ellensburg.  So the food was great.. Every morning she would call to wake me up,� ... Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:56:52 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/unmarked_car.html YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the po ... Mon, 26 May 2008 21:30:43 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/happy_mothers_day.html Dear Lord, It's such a hectic day, With little time to stop and pray, For Life's been anything but calm, Since You called me to be a Mom, Running errands, matching socks, Building dreams with matching blocks, Cooking, cleaning, finding shoes, And other stuff that children lose, Fitting lids on bottled bugs, Wiping tears and giving hugs, A stack of last week's mail to read, So where's the quiet time I need? Yet, when I steal a moment, Lord, Just at the sink or ironing board, To ask the bles ... Sun, 11 May 2008 17:41:11 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/great_nephew.html I had to share my new nephew, he was born may 4th, Caleb Michael Wed, 7 May 2008 05:38:45 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/just_look_pissed.html Stoopid Kitt-ah Sun, 4 May 2008 06:19:15 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/fun_mathematician.html ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: /a> Date: Apr 26, 2008 8:47 AM Work this out -- it is fun and 100% accurate.YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age;you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! This is pretty neat. It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.1. First of all, pick the number of times a week ... Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:00:06 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/bored-ish_copied_kristi.html I took this from Kristilyn 1. What time did you get up this morning? 9 am lazy me 2. Diamonds or pearls? pearls 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Wild Hogs 4.What is your favorite TV show? Grey's Anatomy, CSI Miami. 5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Oatmeal 6. What is your middle name? Alicia 7. What food do you dislike? hot dogs 8. What is your favorite CD at moment? Kenny Chesney All I need to Know 9. What kind of car do you drive? Ford Explorer 10. Favorite sandw ... Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:40:59 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/baby_choice.html I know some of you will not agree with me on this subject, but it was posted by my niece Who will never be able to have children because she was born without any internal organs to do so. Its very sad.In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong.This is what Nurs ... Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:58:27 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/warning_dusting_kids_doing.html I received this in my Email Latest Drug in Middle School - 'Dusting' First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for its crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now ... Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:08:45 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/letting.html She let go of the fear. She let go of the judgments. She let go of the confluence of opinions swarming around her head. She let go of the committee of indecision within her. She let go of all the 'right' reasons. Wholly and completely, without hesitation or worry, she just let go. She didn't ask anyone for advice. She didn't read a book on how to let go... She didn't search the scriptures. She just let go. She let go of all of the memories that held her back. She let go of all of the anxie ... Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:06:39 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/gotta_laugh.html r> Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:38:31 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/photo_contest_continued.html Sorry I got carried away! Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:03:22 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/photo_contest.html Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:44:18 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/starts_wuth__hmmm.html Date: Apr 17, 2008 11:26 AM Subject: Starts with A... hmmm Body: It's harder than it looks and it's a great brain-teaser to keep on your intellectual toes! Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... they have to be real places; names; things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question What is your name....................... Alicia 4 Letter Word............................Amen Vehicle....................... ... Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:34:28 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/call_dog.html DON'T CALL THEM DOG Dogs don't cry or do confessions though any dog, when mad, could bite. They don't need analytic sessions, cause if they're bad, they're not contrite. Dogs don't lie or try to fool you, if dogs feel good, they wag their tail. Dogs can find each disguised virtue, though their rapport is not for sale. Dogs don't practice insinuation never mock their friends or foes. Dogs confer appreciation with nuzzles of their cold, wet nose. Dogs are always kind and gracious, if they ar ... Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:43:53 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/interesting_facts_guns.html You all have probably seen this I received this in my Email. A Little Gun History Lesson In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. --------------------------- Germany established gun control in 193 ... Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:24:38 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/survey_bad_karma.html AKA BAD KARMA,ITS ON WITH THE SURVEYS.... Body: 1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your girlfriend or boyfriend? Yup, not sure why, but i would. 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? Too long ago to remember. 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? yes. when i was little . In New Mexico almost touched it at the river bed, SCARRY. 4. Is there anyone you hate? Sometimes the government(Sometimes)....and people who steal....and use drugs who have the ability to get out of it. ... Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:52:47 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/sunshine.html Welcoming sunshine Spring is coming I feel it near The scent of jasmine Soon in the air Spring is coming Welcome rain Falling softly To wash away pain Spring is coming I can't wait For your love To reciprocate Spring is coming Welcome sunshine Remember darling Your love is mine..... Mitchell Greenwood Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:32:23 GMT http://greasy.com/carrryon/support_troops.html Here's Picture's of husband out on the flight line. He's in the Airforce of course. I support the troops. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:48:31 GMT