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<title>greasy.com - &amp;quot;life Is Adventure Dare It&amp;quot;</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/index.html</link>
<description>carrryon's Blog</description>
<language>en-us</language>
<copyright>&#169; 2008 Greasy.com  All rights reserved.</copyright>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:36:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Colonoscopy</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/colonostmy.html</link>
<description> Colonoscopy Current mood: nauseated Colonoscopy All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. &#x22;I should be in charge,&#x22; said the brain , &#x22;Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.&#x22; &#x22;I should be in charge,&#x22; said the blood , &#x22;Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.&#x22; &#x22;I should be in charge,&#x22; said the stomach,&#x22; Because I process food and give all of you energy.&#x22; &#x22;I should be in charge ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Written by a Six Year Old ... ..</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/written_year_old__.html</link>
<description> SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don 't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don 't  ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 10:03:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mt. Tacoma</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/mt_tahoma.html</link>
<description> I wrote an article of my Granparents a few months ago, maybe less. I found this really cool picture post Card taken 1911.. </description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:43:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Granddaughter</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/granddaughter.html</link>
<description> She arrived today on her Great Grandfather's Birthday. Yea!!!! </description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:40:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Endangered Animals</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/endangered_animals.html</link>
<description> These are the few endangered animals over the world.. Please remember when you are out and about TAKE CARE of our WORLD.. DONT LITTER.. I Know ugly but CUTE </description>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jul 2008 21:53:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Untimely Deaths&#x22; Weird&#x22;</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/untimely_deaths_weird.html</link>
<description> DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this..... Very interesting, read until the end..... It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): 'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who mocked God : John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity will end, it ...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jul 2008 21:09:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dorfus Dingle Sniffer Oh My</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/dorfus_dingle_sniffer_oh.html</link>
<description> MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT......DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore &#x26; ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor.... A. Follow the instructions to find your new na ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:35:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Grandparents</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/grandparents.html</link>
<description> Bare with me I have bad Grammar according to my English 101 Teacher,&#xA0; so I have been scared forever... I was challenged by Strider a few months ago to write about my grandparents... So here it goes.. Actually it was my Great Grandparents. So every other week-end we would visit my Grandparents, over the river through the mountains we would go..&#xA0; My Grandmother had the very best veggie garden in the world in Ellensburg.&#xA0; So the food was great.. Every morning she would call to wake me up,&#xFFFD; ...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:56:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Unmarked Police Car</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/unmarked_car.html</link>
<description> YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the po ...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 21:30:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Mothers Day</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/happy_mothers_day.html</link>
<description> Dear Lord, It's such a hectic day, With little time to stop and pray, For Life's been anything but calm, Since You called me to be a Mom, Running errands, matching socks, Building dreams with matching blocks, Cooking, cleaning, finding shoes, And other stuff that children lose, Fitting lids on bottled bugs, Wiping tears and giving hugs, A stack of last week's mail to read, So where's the quiet time I need? Yet, when I steal a moment, Lord, Just at the sink or ironing board, To ask the bles ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 17:41:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>New Great Nephew</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/great_nephew.html</link>
<description> I had to share my new nephew, he was born may 4th, Caleb Michael </description>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 05:38:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I Just Look like This When I'm Pissed Off</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/just_look_pissed.html</link>
<description> Stoopid Kitt-ah </description>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 06:19:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>This is Fun I'm Not a Mathematician</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/fun_mathematician.html</link>
<description> ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: /a&#x3E; Date: Apr 26, 2008 8:47 AM Work this out -- it is fun and 100% accurate.YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age;you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! This is pretty neat. It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.1. First of all, pick the number of times a week  ...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:00:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bored-ish Copied from Kristi</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/bored-ish_copied_kristi.html</link>
<description> I took this from Kristilyn 1. What time did you get up this morning? 9 am lazy me 2. Diamonds or pearls? pearls 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Wild Hogs 4.What is your favorite TV show? Grey's Anatomy, CSI Miami. 5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Oatmeal 6. What is your middle name? Alicia 7. What food do you dislike? hot dogs 8. What is your favorite CD at moment? Kenny Chesney All I need to Know 9. What kind of car do you drive? Ford Explorer 10. Favorite sandw ...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:40:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It's a Baby Not a Choice</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/baby_choice.html</link>
<description> I know some of you will not agree with me on this subject, but it was posted by my niece Who will never be able to have children because she was born without any internal organs to do so. Its very sad.In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself &#x22;very pro-choice,&#x22; she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong.This is what Nurs ...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:58:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Warning &#x22;Dusting&#x22;</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/warning_dusting_kids_doing.html</link>
<description> I received this in my Email Latest Drug in Middle School - 'Dusting' First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for its crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now  ...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:08:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#x22;Letting Go&#x22;</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/letting.html</link>
<description> She let go of the fear. She let go of the judgments. She let go of the confluence of opinions swarming around her head. She let go of the committee of indecision within her. She let go of all the 'right' reasons. Wholly and completely, without hesitation or worry, she just let go. She didn't ask anyone for advice. She didn't read a book on how to let go... She didn't search the scriptures. She just let go. She let go of all of the memories that held her back. She let go of all of the anxie ...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:06:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>You Gotta Laugh</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/gotta_laugh.html</link>
<description> r&#x3E; </description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:38:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Photo Contest Continued</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/photo_contest_continued.html</link>
<description> Sorry I got carried away! </description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:03:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Photo Contest</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/carrryon/photo_contest.html</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:44:18 GMT</pubDate>
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