]> http://greasy.com/dazeymae/index.html dazeymae's Blog en-us © 19:36:57 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Fri, Aug 19:36:57 8 GMT 30 http://greasy.com/dazeymae/looks_up.html For the herd of flying cows that just took a diarrheic dump all over my week. Faah Uck what a work week. Started out Tuesday and Wednesday training the latest recruit, a young lass employed by the Administrator because half of her wage would be paid by an outside agency. Yep. She has already proved that the criteria of “Ability to understand written and verbal directions” in the job prerequisite as a load of waffle by returning every single item of personal clothing to the wrong rooms, ... Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:54:44 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/profanity_avoided.html Where’s yer Happy Faaace! I heard her before I saw her. “I need some body warsh!…Putis, where’s the body warsh?…I sure hope they have some body warsh…I want some”. And after seeing her, I expect she does. A few bottles should do it. Funny, when I notice a certain demographic of the populace, they seem to have a uniform look to them. They have similar hair styles. Those long, greasy lank locks. Usually with a dye demarcation line halfway down their hair, no doubt where they we ... Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:14:45 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/today_tomorrow_day.html Tomorrow we go down to a local real estate agent to sign the contract for the land. Yeah the FatCrankyBastid and I are over the gleefulness of this step. This being our 6th time to sign the bastid things. But apparently it’s not far off now. Which is good. As I dunno if the level of my enjoyment at BiPolarBarry ugly-yelling head rearing is getting out of hand. Not often is it directed in my direction, even BPBarry knows he don’t wanna tangle with THIS *jabs thumb backwards and mock sna ... Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:53:14 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/mishmash_trash.html The Mish: So. The deep-throating snot swallower of another post has calmed down somewhat towards me. Not so eager to be in my face. I like it. Makes me wonder if the verbal spray I gave her contained any spittle. HaHa. I was pleasantly surprised to walk into the laundry-room with very little residents personals left from the previous shift. Still room for improvement; had ALL the socks, undies and bras etc. But only four outfits as opposed to the seventy-two from her last shift. She went a ... Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:59:10 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/day_hear_youse_ask.html Today, may not have been my finest hours. My mighty mouth ran away a bit too much. But dammit I had excuses bloody good reasons for getting my bitch on. #1. I was sweating in cracks I never knew I had. #2. I had to make up someone else’s laziness. #3. I was on the last day of my dreaded four day rotation. I probably will may be apologising to one of the newer and over-familiar kitchen bitches. Then again, maybe my thought of she’s big enough and certainly ugly enough to take my words a ... Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:55:22 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/great_expectations_great.html About a month or two back the CrankyFatBastid and I were in the realms of ecstasy thinking we were getting close to blowing this Half-WittedGinJoint and all it‘s attractants. Now after many episodes of giddiful-highs and plummeting-lows, we are at the stage of…If it happens, it bloodywell happens…Yeah, hum ke sera seraah. If this land and home is supposed to be ours, then it will be. FuckIT not wasting any more headaches and hopes on it, til we know something more concrete. Yeah. Con ... Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:45:13 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/smiley_faces.html Funny, how the most vocal in their godly goodness have no fucking idea when it comes to showing any goodness or consideration to their fellow man. Or woman. Or SuperLaundryCow. Fuckers. Even I have more christian tendencies than these bastids. BUT. I’m in a simply too finer mood to delve too much into the many transgressions against me. Ha! In fact, today I put in motion, a motion to join the elite band of CNA beeatches. On the proviso that I can still do some shifts laundering the linen ... Sun, 8 Jun 2008 00:09:25 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/fun_here.html Well if yer The FatCrankyBastid and me and yer saving to get out of this madhouse you find cheap forms of entertainment. The cheapest kind as you all know, is that which is found at another’s expense. We often mess with his dad. Via his bedroom window, we found that by using the kitchen’s remote control we can surf channels, turn the sound up or down, disable the text for the deaf on CrazyClaude’s tele. It’s just as well he is mostways deaf or else he’d hear us outside snorting w ... Fri, 23 May 2008 00:34:56 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/maaan_beeuteful_day.html Even the fact of having to work part of it, didn’t suck. Well, didn’t exactly suck. Let’s not get too bloody carried away here. In a weeks time I will have been here a year. Shit aye. A year of living amongst the Hillbillies. In some cases quite like living amongst great apes...[as I'd imagine it]. I used to say living with Neanderthals but nobody here knew what I meant. HaHa. Gotta remember I need to dumb it down a bit. Sometimes. For the most part, it’s been pretty much okay. I�� ... Sat, 10 May 2008 21:05:07 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/changes_afoot.html A new direction to empower all the employees of GodsWaitingRoom! That’s the load of bunk our fearless leader MisterAdministratorMan [MaM…haha] is trying to spin. I’ve noticed that “empower” is his most favoured word when dealing with us all at the in-service meetings. He also is fond of saying it will help weed out the lazy bastids…well, okay not exactly in those words…who will not be able to handle the future changes. After the last head of department meeting, my boss MissNa ... Sun, 4 May 2008 19:49:06 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/bubbha_blessed_day_today.html Discounting my husband [and he gets better as he ages] I saw the nicest looking Hillbillie bloke…man…again today. And it looks like I will see him again and again as he and the husband share an enthusiasm for all things chicken…well of course they do, they’re bloody Hillbillies after all. It appears the two of them are going into the chicken business together. Selling eggs, selling chicks, selling layers, selling fertilizer. I don’t care what they do as long as it pays for some m ... Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:20:58 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/chapter_2008_game_life.html All Good Bloody Fantaaastic things come to those who wait. The realization of one of our dreams coming true has got the husband and I are a wee bit excited. Yes. We are resisting the urge to pee all over ourselves. HaHa! But I’m not going to completely blab about it until we know more about it. Not because I think any of yers are nosey pricks [heh…which we all are] more I don’t want to crack my eggs before they are hatched. But I must say living life is looking up…way bloody UP. I ... Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:29:17 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/keeeerazee_day.html I certainly don’t want to do today again. One event stands out more than others. I was forced to purchase a different type of tampon. I usually buy the Playtex GentleGlide, but they weren’t in stock at the dollar store. So after perusing their meagre supply of tampon types, immediately striking out the cardboard insert one. Not because it’s made from cardboard…but because the tampon grows to the size of a small sheep. Yeah try pulling that by the tail out of you. So after a quick r ... Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:53:27 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/pass_big_cup_stfu_thanks.html Just when I think they are wearing me down and I have no more yeah-fuck-yews in me. I surprise myself. I’m quite a resilient person…I think most of us are. We have to be. Some just bounce back faster than others. Me? I bounce back pretty hard and fast. Usually. Now I know most people aren’t as clever with the common sense as my good self but BUGGERMEDEADDRUNK I’ve never seen anything like IT. The stupidity and the inconsideration. And IT surrounds me. Day in and day out. At home an ... Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:51:17 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/file_family_dysfunctions_dynamics.html I was always of the belief that everyone had a purpose to be alive. My sister-in-law is testing this belief. It’s become a daily battle to keep my mask of tolerance from slipping. Usually I take myself away from her immediate vicinity. Then I hear her regular one-two-cough-small-clear-of-throat noise as she passes by my closed door. And then I start to think about how I’m coming to hate being around her even more. The other day I didn’t completely swallow my *waste-of-space snort* wh ... Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:58:16 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/husband_bi-polar.html I call this side of him BiPolarBarry. That's funnier when you know his real name is Michael. Not surprisingly, for someone who is so aware of his own situation, he somewhat lacks in seeing other’s. Pulled up into one of the many dollar stores around here, right up beside a van with its sliding door open and its ramp out. Luckily, I saw the situation, or else the permanently sitting dude would have been sitting there longer than he perhaps desired to…Which is sorta funny, as I’d guess ... Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:14:39 GMT http://greasy.com/dazeymae/drive.html It’s just like starting at a new school. Sometimes you are noticed and sometimes you are not. Me? I can blend into the background and be unremarkable. Or… I can choose not to be. Time and feeling will decide what path I take…and when I take it. Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:51:44 GMT