I really hate to admit this.....but the same thing happened to me not too long ago. Only I had absentmindedly stuck my sons socks in my bra instead of my pants pocket! And to make matters worse, I only stuck those socks into the left side of my bra. Then, lo and behold, I too, had a freakishly deep sounding voice call my name out and prep the chair for me. Only the face behind the voice belonged to that of a woman. I guess thats where the similarities end....Oh, except she was holding a scalding cup of hot water, sporting a "cat that ate the canary" grin on her large face, had a little assistant that looked at her more lovingly than I have ever seen a person look at another, she was wearing a Hornets jacket that had a giant button on it that read, "Ask Me About My Perfect Companion I Met On-Line". She looked very familiar to me. Now THATS where all the similarities end between my experience and yours. Unless of course your hair cut is like mine and you are missing big patches of hair like me. You aren't, are you? Oh, I almost forgot...her Hornets jacket had a Neon colored patch sewn on over her left breast that sported a Neon pink heart and lettering that read: "Happiness is my man Eddie driving me home on our short yellow bus" Now THAT would be the last of the similarities between your experience and mine.
Oh, I almost forgot...her Hornets jacket had a Neon colored patch sewn on over her left breast that sported a Neon pink heart and lettering that read: "Happiness is my man Eddie driving me home on our short yellow bus"
Now THAT would be the last of the similarities between your experience and mine.