The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
>interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists, two men and a
>woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
>metal door and handed him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
>chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
>shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
>this job. Take your wife and go home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
>tears in his
>eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife. The agent said, "You don't
>have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
>to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
>heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
>walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>there stood the woman, She
>wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
>"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death
>with the chair."

MORAL: Women are Tough, Don't mess with them.


I found this on a website for loved ones of inmates and I thought it was too funny not to circulate.

Comments:

I really needed a good laugh...and that tickled me to death! Thank you for sharing!

I have been reading through your posts...and it seems like you are going through a rough time lately...chin up though...you sound like you are well on your way to becoming an independant woman!! Won't he be lucky when he comes home!!

comment by celeste333 on Dec 8, 2007 9:18 PM ()

I hope so it's been rough with the holidays. We're hoping it gets easier with the holidays behind us. Thanks for reading.

reply by djangel on Dec 9, 2007 8:35 AM ()