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Business > Mergers

  Mergers

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co.
will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and
become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang


posted on Apr 12, 2008 11:03 AM ()

Comments:

Doc! You haven't had a new article in quite awhile!
comment by sunlight on Apr 20, 2008 1:21 AM ()
Thank you, Doc!
reply by sunlight on Apr 21, 2008 10:38 PM ()
It's cool of you to remind me. Ask and you shall receive.
reply by docrock on Apr 20, 2008 3:36 PM ()
Those are funny!!
comment by hopefields on Apr 15, 2008 8:59 PM ()
I'm glad I could tickle you.
reply by docrock on Apr 17, 2008 10:39 AM ()
I love them Ray.
I heard that Smuckers sold to a large black lady.
They named the company "Mother Smukers"
comment by larryb on Apr 15, 2008 6:59 PM ()
Believe it or not, my wife was in a Sweet Adeline quartette with the name "Mother Smuckers."
reply by docrock on Apr 16, 2008 2:36 PM ()
funny funny! I like the poupon pants the best!
comment by kristilyn3 on Apr 15, 2008 1:50 PM ()
That's does catch your attention, doesn't it?
reply by docrock on Apr 16, 2008 2:32 PM ()
Oh yes. We should invest
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 15, 2008 9:26 AM ()
You got money to invest? Boy, do I have a deal for you.
reply by docrock on Apr 15, 2008 12:20 PM ()
Great Doc!! (By the way, Doc, where were you on Thursday? I made the cookies and waited and waited and waited... at the end of Hope!)
comment by sunlight on Apr 13, 2008 8:37 PM ()
And met someone else with whom you had a "merger"?? Bet she didn't bring cookies!
reply by sunlight on Apr 14, 2008 9:45 PM ()
I went to the wrong end of hope.
reply by docrock on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 AM ()
comment by nascargranny20 on Apr 13, 2008 3:30 AM ()
comment by strider333 on Apr 12, 2008 6:49 PM ()
#9 --
comment by mattguru18 on Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM ()
Those were great.
comment by fredo on Apr 12, 2008 2:07 PM ()
*ROFL* Those were great!!
comment by elfie33 on Apr 12, 2008 11:42 AM ()
Thanks again, Elfie.
reply by docrock on Apr 13, 2008 1:42 PM ()

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