You Know You're A Mom When...
Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor..... and you don't care.


You Know You're A Mom When...
When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a
room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.



You Know You're A Mom When...
You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to
call you, and you run around the house madly, following the
sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.

You Know You're A Mom When...
Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.



You Kow You're A Mom When...
Popsicles become a food staple.

You Know You're A Mom When...
Your favorite television show is a cartoon.



You Know You're A Mom When...
You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.

You Know You're A Mom When...
You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill
your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

You Know You're A Mom When...
Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

You Know You're A Mom When...
You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.



You Know You're A Mom When...
You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.


You Know You're A Mom When...
You hide in the bathroom to be alone.



You Know You're A Mom When...
Your kid throws up and you catch it.



You Know You're A Mom When...
You're up each night until 11 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping,
washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking,
driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing
sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework,
paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes,
putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing,
buckling, feeding (them, NOT you), PLUS swinging, playing
baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls,
rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles,
sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping
rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing,
gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at
5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go
to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.



And, You Know When You're A Mom When...
Each and every moment of appreciation, a hug, and a "Mommy, I Love You" means more than any other gift you'll ever get.

Comments:

I can so relate to all of that. Great Post Hun

Donna, I see myself in so very many of these--spit and all! Of course that is why cleaning is called spit and polish!