http://greasy.com/draco/index.html draco's Blog en-us © 12:07:40 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Sat, Jul 12:07:40 5 GMT 30 http://greasy.com/draco/id4.html Today is Independence Day. July 4. I hope everyone is going to enjoy the day. I, unfortunately, have to work. Of course the lovely Goth Queen got the day off because it fell on her day off. If I'm still working there, I better get Labor Day off because it falls on my day off. Tonight I was planning on just watching fireworks from my TV in HD but my cousin, Care Bear, is in town with her husband. We are going to watch the ones here in town. They will be on the beach. I hope it's not too cro ... Fri, 4 Jul 2008 14:02:41 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/tourist_kids.html First of all, for the record, I like kids. I hope to have some of my own. I just have this thing about parents just letting their kids run wild. That is one pet peeve I have about summers here on The Oregon Coast. The parents just turn children loose. I can see letting kids 12 and older do their own thing. This is turning smaller children loose. I saw a toddler running loose once and dart out towards the street(which, by the way, is Highway 101 the main route through downtown shopping.) If ... Thu, 3 Jul 2008 14:23:17 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/thought_seen.html ekyprogressive has a post that is funny. Well the video portion is awesome. All I can say it's a graduation prank. I suggest you all watch it. I nearly peed my pants. I thought I've seen it all regarding grad pranks. This one takes the cake. 'nuff said. Tue, 1 Jul 2008 19:51:32 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/situation_far.html As I mentioned in my last post, I am currently looking for other employment. The situation with by B-Day got resolved. Goth Queen actually sent Big Red(another co-worker) to relieve me. So from 1:00 on, I was celebrating. We, actually, PD and I were just bumming around in Newport. I got a free yard of ale for my birthday at the Rogue Public House(for those of you that don't know, it's served in a 3 foot tall glass. It equals about two pints.) I nursed it because I didn't want to get a fast ... Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:55:41 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/friggin_birthday.html Yeah, I'm officially one year older. I can't believe a year has passed since my last birthday. Too bad my beeatch of a boss won't let me have the day off to celebrate. I can't even have half a friggin' day. She allowed Goth Queen, my co-worker, to have her b-day, her husband's, and her kids' off. I only asked for half a day. She filled in for Goth Queen but couldn't do that for me because her cock-eyed niece is in the Miss Oregon pageant. I've busted my ass for her and she doesn't give me ... Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:59:59 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/switch_gears.html OK...enough of the saggy ta tas. Let's talk about movies. What movie should I go and see? The Incredible Hulk or The Happening? I need to know because I sofa king we todd did. I cannae make up me mind. Please. Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:32:33 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/yesterdays_post.html I wrote a post that may have pissed a few people off. Why? Is it you I'm talking about? If it is and you are a MILF or a hot cougar, don't worry. If you are old and look young, flaunt it. If you are saggy and wrinkly, cover it up. Nobody wants to see that $hit in public. That's all I'm saying. Don't make people toss their cookies at the sight of you in a spaghetti strap tank top with your saggy ta tas saying hello and your flabby gut showing off that new navel ring hidden in the flab. It's ... Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:09:40 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/trying_look_younger.html Working as a customer service rep, you see some freaky stuff. What freaks me out the most is when old women try to dress younger than they are. I'm talking about the 40 and 50 somethings wearing stuff that a 20 something can pull off. Unless you are a MILF or a Cougar, don't dress like you are young again. It looks ridiculous. Especially if you add a piercing other than your earlobes. It looks sick when saggy ta tas are hanging out of your low cut shirt or seeing a navel ring on a sagging ... Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:25:47 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/birthday_time.html In four days, I get another year older. That means in three years I'll be the big 4-0. Holy crap I'm getting old. It seems like yesterday that I turned thirty. Forty is getting to middle aged. Luckily big oil has squashed my plans for a mid-life crisis or else I would be buying that sports car. I'm only kidding about that. I wouldn't mind a motorcycle. They get great gas mileage. The only downfall about a motorcycle is living on the Oregon Coast where it rains most of the time. $hit happen ... Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:58:00 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/george_carlin_5121937-06222008.html The laughter died when George Carlin passed away last night. For those few of you who don't know who he was, he was the comedian that did the routine on the seven dirty words you are not allowed to say on T.V. I won't say those mention those words here because I don't want to violate the terms of Greasy and get my post deleted. On a personal note, I did enjoy his comedy ever since I was old enough to understand it(yet not old enough to be listening to the language coming out of his mouth.) ... Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:08:51 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/loyal_fans.html I'm sorry I've been out of the loop. I know how you all look forward to find out what goes on in my twisted mind. I'm sorry for depriving you of my rantings. I promise to be more punctual in the future. To tell the truth my mind has been elsewhere. Between having a niece graduate, getting a couple teeth yanked out and having one of my aunts suddenly drop dead from a heart attack my head wasn't into blogging and again I'm sorry for depriving you all of my rantings. I will try to be more con ... Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:46:31 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/teeth_pulling.html I mentioned in a previous post that I had oral surgery. That was done on Tuesday. Nothing big. I just had to have two teeth pulled. PD was great but a little over protective. I told her I would be fine but she insisted on driving me over and then insisted I fill my prescription for Vicodin. It was over in a flash. After the novocaine kicked in, the dentist took only five minutes to yank the bad teeth out. I came home, watched an Incredible Hulk marathon on Sci-Fi Channel, and slept a littl ... Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:28:43 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/back_2.html Sorry that I haven't graced you all with my presence. I've had things going on. First of all, my niece on PD's side just graduated from high school. We had to drive all the way to Idaho for that. She started out with a grad party at the local Mongolian BBQ(in case you've never had that, it's a restaurant that specializes in stir fry.) She had a lot of people there including her bio dad and his family. That made things tense because he abandoned her and her younger sister right around the t ... Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:22:59 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/degrees_kevin_bacon.html I don't know if any of you have played this game. It's called Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Here's how it goes. You can link any actor, in six degrees or steps or less. For example: Kyra Sedgwick of the Closer is married to Kevin Bacon. Another one is: Tom Cruise was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon. A harder one: Charleton Heston was in Planet of the Apes(2001 version)with Mark Wahlberg who was in The Italian Job with Charlize Theron who was in Trapped with Kevin Bacon. You get the idea. ... Fri, 23 May 2008 12:57:13 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/pds_birthday.html Yesterday (May 18th) was PD's birthday. I won't reveal her age except that she is a month and ten days older than me. She is the most amazing woman. I told her I would do anything she wanted for her birthday. She wanted to go see Iron Man. How cool is that? Not only did she watch it, she loved it. It is an awesome movie. Now I'm going to have to see a chick flick when it's my birthday. Just kidding. I think that the new Will Smith flick, Hancock, is coming out around my birthday and she wa ... Mon, 19 May 2008 22:13:23 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/night.html Remember the 1989 version of Batman Tim Burton wrote and directed. It starred Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne/Batman and Jack Nicholson and The Joker. The Joker said to Bruce Wayne: "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?" Last night it was so hot I thought I saw the devil in the pale moon light that shined through the bedroom window. It has cooled down a little and is suppose to be cooler today. I feel for Anniel. She lives in Klamath Falls and it is suppose to be tripl ... Sat, 17 May 2008 14:14:28 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/holy_st_hot.html What the bricka brackin' hell gives? First it's cold and rainy and now it's bricka brackin' hot. I just want spring. It skipped it entirely and went straight to summer. We don't have air conditioning because we normally don't need it during summer, let alone spring. Alas, there is hope on the horizon. The temp is suppose to drop 20 degrees tomorrow. That sounds like spring. Except with the temps we are suppose to have a marine layer covering us. That is due to the fact that the Willamette ... Sat, 17 May 2008 00:35:36 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/gay_rights_straight_guy.html Kudos to California for repealing the ban on gay marriage and allowing gays and lesbians to wed. They have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us. On a serious note, the Conservatives in office want to put it back on the ballot to ban it again. Why? What are you afraid of? That when they marry they want to(gasp)reproduce. Isn't that what all married couples want to do after awhile. Unfortunately gay and lesbian couples can't reproduce themselves and either have to adopt or get a sp ... Fri, 16 May 2008 14:57:23 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/farts.html This post is dedicated to Wicked Witch of the West. She mentioned she had an ex that farted. As funny as it was, there are people that just have uncontrollable gas. As embarrassing as it is for me, I have excessive gas. I've had it most of my life. I've tried to hold my farts in but they just seem to want out and cause me extreme pain if I don't just let them rip. I know that Wicked said her ex was a jerk and didn't excuse himself when he farted. I won't defend that. I'm only defending the ... Mon, 12 May 2008 21:48:30 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/boobs_beer.html This is a post for all the fellas. Two things we like. Boobs won't take long for me to describe because they come in all shapes and sizes. Some guys like itty bitty boobies and others like melon sizes hooters. My dad always told me that more than a handful is a waste. I like them a little bigger but I like them natural. No boobs that look like inflatable toys. Leave all original parts. If a dude doesn't like them, find another dude that does. 'Nuff said about boobs without going R rated (o ... Mon, 12 May 2008 20:34:37 GMT