]> http://greasy.com/draco/index.html draco's Blog en-us © 2008 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:45:52 GMT 30 http://greasy.com/draco/low_rise_jeans.html Whoever thought low rise jeans looked good on all women should have their head examined. Have you ever saw a fat chick wearing them? Now I know why there's the expression "Say No To Crack." I thought only carpenters and my Uncle Louie always walked around with their butt crack hanging out. It's totally disgusting on those guys and certainly disgusting on fat chicks. Plus fat chicks get this "mushroom top" where the remaining fat that the jeans don't hold in just oozes over the top of the j ... Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:03:44 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/early_riser.html I have to go in early(8:00am)to work so I can make the infamous Caramel Corn for Candyland Gifts(aka one of my boss's businesses). Good part is that I get off at 4:00. If you go to Lincoln City and stop by there. Please don't tell us it's misspelled(the idiots I work with spell it Carmel Corn as well as other things "Carmel".) The bad part is I don't get to have breakfast with PD. She has to be to work at 9:30am so she wakes up when I'm close to leaving for work. I hoof it all the way. Wis ... Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:10:08 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/emergency_service_workers.html My hat is off to the Police, Firefighters, EMTs and Paramedics over here on The Oregon Coast. They are very over worked and under appreciated. Recently there was a measure on our May primary ballot that called for raising our transient room tax. It passed with several people saying that our town would die with the increase. One of the groups that would benefit is the emergency workers. Every time I hear a siren it breaks my heart and at the same time makes me glad I voted yes. They need ev ... Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:04:42 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/tangled_mess.html Oh what a tangled mess I've been trying to unravel. It's takes over worse than a dandelion and harder to pull than a thistle. It's the dreaded Morning Glory. It belongs in the jungle, not the Oregon Coast. I would rather get poked by a thistle than have to untangle that bricka brackin' plant from our beautiful Hydrangea bush. It also gets tangled in other plants we have as well as our deck and rain gutters. This frackin' (yes I stole a curse word from Battlestar Galactica) weed is a pain i ... Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:28:16 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/misplaced_apostrophe.html This is a subject that really gets under the skin of PD. She is a former English teacher and gets really pissed when she sees an apostrophe before the letter s when it doesn't need to be there. Example: my co-worker, Big Red, put up a sign on the store we work in that says "Closed Wednesday's". PD went medieval. We also saw a sign on a resort that said "Condo's For Sale". First of all what are Wednesday and Condo possessing or owning or Wednesday and Condo are doing what? If you want to ma ... Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:10:20 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/binkys_thumbsucking.html I know I'm going to sound like a complete jerk but I think that parents that allow their toddlers and older to suck on a binky (pacifier) or their thumb should be slapped. Grandparents too. I can understand infants needing the binky. Keeps them from suckling a bottle 24/7. But a toddler? Give me a break. First of all, binky and thumbsucking causes the kid to have an over bite. That means a future orthodontist bill. Second, it looks stupid. Toddlers are smarter than they want us to know and ... Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:55:46 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/wish_work_saturday.html There's a lot of cool stuff happening this Saturday on The Coast. First of, there's Smokin' At The Ocean at Chinook Winds Casino. It involves BBQ. It also involves competitive eating. I just want to enter the amateur part of it. All you can eat ribs. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. But, I have to work. There's also an Elvis impersonation contest. My cousin, Stacey Wayne, could easily blow them all away. He's been impersonating The King since he was a kid. His schedule is busy. I need to check his My Space p ... Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:06:27 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/bluntman_chronic.html The Avatar that I have currently is depicting fake comic book heroes Blunt Man and Chronic. They were created by film maker Kevin Smith for the movie Chasing Amy. It's a movie about a comic book writer/artist who falls for a fellow comic book writer/artist who happens to be a lesbian. It's a great movie and I recommend it. It's part of the what he calls the "View Askewniverse" films in honor of his production company View Askew. They are five films he made that have connections to each oth ... Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:18:43 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/id4_aftermath.html I'm sorry that I forgot to mention how my fourth went. Of course I worked during the day then I went out that evening with PD, Care Bear(my cousin), and her hubby Dale Jr(because he has a slight resemblance to Dale Earnhart Jr.) We had dinner then went to watch fireworks on the Siletz Bay. That beach was crowded and everyone was putting on fireworks shows of their own before the big one(which, in my mind, was a little short.) It also rained for a little while which kind of sucked being out ... Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:21:27 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/smoking.html This post is definitely going to piss some people off but this is a topic that needs to be addressed. First of all, if you are over 18 you legally have the right to smoke and kill yourself with those nasty cancer sticks. Just don't take me down with you. What I mean by that remark is we need bars and restaurants to go all non-smoking. A smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a public pool. It just doesn't work. Also there are bars that have great live music and ... Tue, 8 Jul 2008 17:47:28 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/id4.html Today is Independence Day. July 4. I hope everyone is going to enjoy the day. I, unfortunately, have to work. Of course the lovely Goth Queen got the day off because it fell on her day off. If I'm still working there, I better get Labor Day off because it falls on my day off. Tonight I was planning on just watching fireworks from my TV in HD but my cousin, Care Bear, is in town with her husband. We are going to watch the ones here in town. They will be on the beach. I hope it's not too cro ... Fri, 4 Jul 2008 14:02:41 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/tourist_kids.html First of all, for the record, I like kids. I hope to have some of my own. I just have this thing about parents just letting their kids run wild. That is one pet peeve I have about summers here on The Oregon Coast. The parents just turn children loose. I can see letting kids 12 and older do their own thing. This is turning smaller children loose. I saw a toddler running loose once and dart out towards the street(which, by the way, is Highway 101 the main route through downtown shopping.) If ... Thu, 3 Jul 2008 14:23:17 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/thought_seen.html ekyprogressive has a post that is funny. Well the video portion is awesome. All I can say it's a graduation prank. I suggest you all watch it. I nearly peed my pants. I thought I've seen it all regarding grad pranks. This one takes the cake. 'nuff said. Tue, 1 Jul 2008 19:51:32 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/situation_far.html As I mentioned in my last post, I am currently looking for other employment. The situation with by B-Day got resolved. Goth Queen actually sent Big Red(another co-worker) to relieve me. So from 1:00 on, I was celebrating. We, actually, PD and I were just bumming around in Newport. I got a free yard of ale for my birthday at the Rogue Public House(for those of you that don't know, it's served in a 3 foot tall glass. It equals about two pints.) I nursed it because I didn't want to get a fast ... Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:55:41 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/friggin_birthday.html Yeah, I'm officially one year older. I can't believe a year has passed since my last birthday. Too bad my beeatch of a boss won't let me have the day off to celebrate. I can't even have half a friggin' day. She allowed Goth Queen, my co-worker, to have her b-day, her husband's, and her kids' off. I only asked for half a day. She filled in for Goth Queen but couldn't do that for me because her cock-eyed niece is in the Miss Oregon pageant. I've busted my ass for her and she doesn't give me ... Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:59:59 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/switch_gears.html OK...enough of the saggy ta tas. Let's talk about movies. What movie should I go and see? The Incredible Hulk or The Happening? I need to know because I sofa king we todd did. I cannae make up me mind. Please. Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:32:33 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/yesterdays_post.html I wrote a post that may have pissed a few people off. Why? Is it you I'm talking about? If it is and you are a MILF or a hot cougar, don't worry. If you are old and look young, flaunt it. If you are saggy and wrinkly, cover it up. Nobody wants to see that $hit in public. That's all I'm saying. Don't make people toss their cookies at the sight of you in a spaghetti strap tank top with your saggy ta tas saying hello and your flabby gut showing off that new navel ring hidden in the flab. It's ... Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:09:40 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/trying_look_younger.html Working as a customer service rep, you see some freaky stuff. What freaks me out the most is when old women try to dress younger than they are. I'm talking about the 40 and 50 somethings wearing stuff that a 20 something can pull off. Unless you are a MILF or a Cougar, don't dress like you are young again. It looks ridiculous. Especially if you add a piercing other than your earlobes. It looks sick when saggy ta tas are hanging out of your low cut shirt or seeing a navel ring on a sagging ... Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:25:47 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/birthday_time.html In four days, I get another year older. That means in three years I'll be the big 4-0. Holy crap I'm getting old. It seems like yesterday that I turned thirty. Forty is getting to middle aged. Luckily big oil has squashed my plans for a mid-life crisis or else I would be buying that sports car. I'm only kidding about that. I wouldn't mind a motorcycle. They get great gas mileage. The only downfall about a motorcycle is living on the Oregon Coast where it rains most of the time. $hit happen ... Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:58:00 GMT http://greasy.com/draco/george_carlin_5121937-06222008.html The laughter died when George Carlin passed away last night. For those few of you who don't know who he was, he was the comedian that did the routine on the seven dirty words you are not allowed to say on T.V. I won't say those mention those words here because I don't want to violate the terms of Greasy and get my post deleted. On a personal note, I did enjoy his comedy ever since I was old enough to understand it(yet not old enough to be listening to the language coming out of his mouth.) ... Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:08:51 GMT