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  Sad,but True


----- Original Message -----
From: RPSHAPIRO1@aol.com
To: benfisch@comcast.net



Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs






and make love,' and you answer,






'Pick one; I can't do both!'






'OLD' IS WHEN...






Your friends compliment you






on your new alligator shoes






and you're barefoot.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






A sexy babe catches your fancy






and your pacemaker opens the garage door,






'OLD' IS WHEN...






Going braless






pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






You don't care where your spouse goes,






just as long as you don't have to go along.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police






'OLD' IS WHEN...






'Getting a little action'






means you don't need to take any fiber today.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






'Getting lucky' means you find your car






in the parking lot.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






An 'all nighter' means not getting up






to use the bathroom.






AND






'OLD' IS WHEN...






You are not sure these are jokes?

















.


posted on July 7, 2008 2:14 PM ()

Comments:

comment by jennrud on July 7, 2008 11:42 PM ()
I refuse to grow up or grow old
comment by redwolftimes on July 7, 2008 3:16 PM ()
as long that your in the best of health and shape you should
not have any problems.It will sneak up on you.
reply by fredo on July 7, 2008 3:57 PM ()
I hope your comedy routine is coming to a theatre near me VERY SOON You are on a role today!
comment by brian45 on July 7, 2008 2:45 PM ()
Oh REALLY???
reply by brian45 on July 7, 2008 3:07 PM ()
Thanks.Brian.I get in this mood now and then.
reply by fredo on July 7, 2008 2:47 PM ()
Yeah, I don't really want all that part of aging, just the retirement part!
comment by kristilyn3 on July 7, 2008 2:23 PM ()
Now why is that I am not surprised by this.
reply by fredo on July 7, 2008 2:48 PM ()
brilliant, Some of them are true for me, especially when it comes to going anywhere with my spouse, I just haven't been bothered lately
comment by lynnie on July 7, 2008 2:19 PM ()
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM a bad headache
reply by fredo on July 7, 2008 2:48 PM ()

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