>A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
> minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
>
> 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'
> and she proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
> it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at
> least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
> horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'Madam, if this vacuum cleaner
> does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, I
> will personally eat the remainder.'
>
> The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork,
> 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'
>

Comments:

Good one. I chuckled out loud,

comment by shesaidwhat on Sept 4, 2008 7:38 AM ()

yea,it was funny.I had a good laugh at that.

reply by fredo on Sept 4, 2008 10:29 AM ()

comment by itsjustme on Sept 4, 2008 4:25 AM ()

reply by fredo on Sept 4, 2008 10:30 AM ()

That was so funny!
AJ

comment by lunarhunk on Sept 3, 2008 1:46 PM ()

a chuckle there.

reply by fredo on Sept 3, 2008 1:51 PM ()

comment by panthurdreams on Sept 3, 2008 10:18 AM ()

I can imagine him doing this.

reply by fredo on Sept 3, 2008 10:57 AM ()