http://greasy.com/fugzy/index.html fugzy's Blog en-us © 12:17:35 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Sat, Jul 12:17:35 5 GMT 30 http://greasy.com/fugzy/omg.html Fri, 4 Jul 2008 16:40:58 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/irony.html "Irony" Sat, 7 Jun 2008 17:18:08 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/baby_news.html Last Friday Sharon and I went for our second ultrasound, and the babies are doing great. One of the babies is 3 lb 3 oz, and the other is 3 lb 4 oz and they were both 15 1/2 inches long. As of today they are at 29 weeks. Mon, 12 May 2008 17:33:43 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/courtroom_testimony.html Courtroom Testimony These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This ... Mon, 5 May 2008 06:44:13 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/engrish.html How would you like to be a part of this team....Poor Bastards Better get my ass over there to pick some up..... OH, its Peach flavored...like THAT makes a difference....lol I think I'll pass on this one as well....... Probably has something to do with the two previous items.... I think I will stick to the bottled kind....... Okay, I said bottled...thats not a bottle.... Anyone else see a disturbing theme here?? lol Hmmmm Hot Crap, or Hot Bowell......decisions decisions.... I wonder whats o ... Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:24:51 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/cats_diary.html The Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse ... Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:15:28 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/walking_glass.html I would love to know how he does this.... Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:20:58 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/play_words.html Thought these were kinda fun ;) 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a ... Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:13:54 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/gonna_hurt.html You know thats gonna hurt *OUCH* Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:28:06 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/getting_know.html Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to your friends including the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not have known! 1. What time did you get up this morning? Morning? whats that? 2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Happily N'ever After with George 4. What is your favorite TV ... Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:22:44 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/babys_choice.html For Sharon from Kayleigh and Bowen (they whispered it to me when I was listening to mommies tummy) Did you ever think, dear Mother, As the seeds of me you sowed, As you breathed new life inside of me And slowly watched me grow, In all your dreams about me When you planned me out so well, When you couldn't wait to have me there Inside your heart to dwell, Did you ever think that maybe, I was planning for you, too, And choosing for my very own A mother just like you? A mother who smelled swe ... Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:04:34 GMT http://greasy.com/fugzy/little_perspective.html Just thought this was a cool picture.... >>>Fugzy Sat, 5 Apr 2008 02:44:22 GMT