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Entertainment > Humor > Before and After Marriage

  Before and After Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John - Ah ... At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane - Do you want me to leave?

John - No! Don't even think about it.

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will.

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - No! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!!

AFTER MARRIAGE

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posted on May 14, 2008 3:40 PM ()

Comments:

LOL
comment by itsjustme on May 16, 2008 7:27 AM ()
That was really good! I'm sharing this one, if you don't mind.
comment by donnamarie on May 15, 2008 11:11 PM ()
that was clever.
comment by elderjane on May 15, 2008 5:31 AM ()
very clever there
comment by fredo on May 14, 2008 3:50 PM ()

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