By the way let me give you some advice. Never and I mean Never stop at Sonic and get one those 44 oz frozen drinks- pull out into traffic and take a big gulp. There is a reason they call it “BRAIN FREEZE”. I mean thank God it was late and there was no traffic. There is a minute there where time is kind of bent and all you can do is make weird sounds and hit the dashboard.
I can just see me trying to explain to the cops what might have happened.
Me “ Gee officer I am really sorry about this.”
Cop “ You been drinking Boy?”
“No sir.”
“ Is that a Sonic 44oz cup on the floor?”
“Yes Sir.”
“Got ya one of those big ole frozen drinks?”
“Yes Sir.”
“ Took ya big ole glup and tried to drive didn’t ya.?”
“ Yes Sir.”
“We see this every day, now I ain’t worried to much about that little yellow school bus full of Nuns and orphans but that’s my brothers Budweiser truck sitting over there up side down. That has me pissed for a couple of reasons.”
“ Gee officer I am really sorry but…..”
“Sorry son but that beer was headed to my house for the Fraternal Order of Police picnic. You are now under arrest for driving while Brain Froze.”
Remember friends don’t let friends drive while brain froze.

Oh one last note. Cindy got up this morning and went to get some OJ from the fridge. Well she noticed on the bottom of the carton it said concentrate and now she has been stuck there staring at it for 3 hours. We need some one to run by her house and close the fridge door so she can get on with her day.

See Ya.

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