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Entertainment > Humor > Old Men

  Old Men


Gotta love old men!


 

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old
man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair
in
all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.


The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

  The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had 
sex
with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.


posted on June 8, 2008 7:10 AM ()

Comments:

Ok, that was freakin hysterical!!
comment by shesaidwhat on June 18, 2008 4:09 PM ()
comment by cashew on June 13, 2008 12:49 PM ()
A good one Bill. It made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed that.
comment by ancient1 on June 12, 2008 9:14 PM ()
A1, if it made you laugh, I'm a happy camper!
reply by yesterday on June 12, 2008 9:17 PM ()
comment by texastar on June 12, 2008 9:09 PM ()
That may be an insult to peacocks.
comment by hayduke on June 12, 2008 9:05 AM ()
That was a good.Peacock ouch
comment by fredo on June 9, 2008 9:48 AM ()
I can't wait to be an old man--ooops!!! I already am--and loving it!! Amazing what us old men can get away with!
comment by greatmartin on June 8, 2008 1:24 PM ()
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!
comment by looserobes on June 8, 2008 7:37 AM ()
comment by hobbie on June 8, 2008 7:27 AM ()
lol I thought it was "had sex with a parrot", but still a big snicker form me
comment by ducky on June 8, 2008 7:23 AM ()
comment by redimpala on June 8, 2008 7:11 AM ()
I thought that was a real knee slapper myself...
reply by justmyopinion on June 8, 2008 7:14 AM ()

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