http://greasy.com/kewpster/index.html kewpster's Blog en-us © 2008 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:53:07 GMT 30 http://greasy.com/kewpster/bleasy_globster_questions.html How did Greasy get it's NAME? When you are logged in, on your home page, can you get that large "comments" section, right in the middle of your page, to DISAPPEAR? Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:31:17 GMT http://greasy.com/kewpster/cricket_breath.html Mum says I am the sweetest cat ever. The cricket that walked by disagreed. He was a big striper, legs so long he could hop up onto the kitchen counter. These bigguns can also hop into the terlit, but unless you kill or flush, they climb out, once they come to. Flushing contradicts the Bermuda Rule: if it’s yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down. The cricket does have brown, but not the right smell. As Cricket struts by my pie hole, figuring correctly that this old cat is too la ... Sun, 24 Aug 2008 00:29:46 GMT http://greasy.com/kewpster/sixes.html Yesterday everything was coming up sixes. The sole empty data tape pulled at work was number 66. The only new workorder in the system was number 66666. The computer was assigned an IP address with three 6's in it. A tank of gas ran 50.99 (me mum pushed it to 60.00). Everyone told me to play the lottery and get a 6-pack of beer, which i did not do (instead me mum stayed late at work and wrote 6 emails) and just as well because the pick3 came up 5-9-9. What we did instead was go home and pla ... Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:17:09 GMT http://greasy.com/kewpster/squirrel_boxing.html This morning while mom is getting ready for work, she hears a commotion in the living room. I am in my window seat, licking traces of breakfast off my arm, when a tree rat jumps onto the window ledge, and starts punching the glass. It scares me, I drop a tidbit to the floor, and it lands in the pile of boxelder bugs that mom has yet to sweep into the dustbin. We got so many boxelder bugs inside the house this spring, mom ran out of tissues trying to pick up onesies, and she took to just fl ... Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:32:07 GMT http://greasy.com/kewpster/dirty_fur.html I have a lot of clumped hair in my rear half, and mom bathed me in hopes of dissolving the clumps. No dice, they are too hairy to dissolve. She went at them with scissors but I was skittish because I think some of my skin is in the clumps, too. No blood ever showed, tho. I yowled a lot and mom finally gave up. Funny thing is, my fur is white now. Before, it had a brownish hue to it. And I smell like lavender. Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:58:48 GMT http://greasy.com/kewpster/derwood_duh_would_duh_wood.html How do I change my home town? I do not live in Derwood. I did happen to be there when I signed up. Sun, 18 May 2008 23:26:54 GMT http://greasy.com/kewpster/fangri-la.html Catdancer made me do it. Switch over from blogster. Do you feel something tickly on your ankle? Is it a peacock feather or me furry tail? Greasy things disagree with my constitution, so I was hesitant to join this site until me mum told me the site was named by a cat ... grrrrr says pussy ... and so EASY to use. Ok I say, count me in, I'm on it, and whatnot. I may be doing more reading that posting, so critters and friends, please entertain me. - Kewpster the Kat Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:24:54 GMT