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Entertainment > Humor > Getting Old

  Getting Old

ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill"

ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life
when even your birthday suit needs pressing"

ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old
when the candles cost more than the cake"

ON TURNING 100 "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon, Then its time for my nap"!


posted on Apr 26, 2008 10:36 AM ()

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I don't think I will have the energy to run at 70
comment by nascargranny20 on Apr 28, 2008 4:24 PM ()
If Mustakim has already decided to be impotent at 70, let him go there, A lot of men over 85 are still fairly active, and enjoying a more randy lifestyle than they did when they were younger and had kids around getting in the way of romance. Don't give up so quickly, Mustakim!
comment by thestephymore on Apr 28, 2008 1:12 PM ()
Old and dead are not the same thing by a far piece! Look up! The sky is up!
TheStephy
reply by thestephymore on May 5, 2008 1:17 PM ()
Tell him about chasing, If you catch one, there is always viagra. Ha.
reply by larryb on Apr 28, 2008 1:52 PM ()
Thanks for dropping by
comment by larryb on Apr 27, 2008 11:51 AM ()
comment by angiedw on Apr 27, 2008 5:53 AM ()
This is the third time I tried to comment to you.
Thanks for the visit
reply by larryb on Apr 27, 2008 11:54 AM ()
Jeez, still wanted chasing a women while 70? I think, it's impossible
comment by mustakim on Apr 26, 2008 7:44 PM ()
Why not? I'm 78.Have you ever thought what a dog chasing cars
would do if he caught one?
reply by larryb on Apr 27, 2008 11:50 AM ()
One thing about getting old that everyone forgets to mention is that you stop worrying about all the garbage you worried about just a few years ago!
comment by greatmartin on Apr 26, 2008 7:32 PM ()
Yes, you forget them
reply by larryb on Apr 27, 2008 11:52 AM ()
Thanx for stopping by
comment by larryb on Apr 26, 2008 6:47 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Apr 26, 2008 6:40 PM ()
Larry, you've got a LONG way to go!
comment by sunlight on Apr 26, 2008 6:35 PM ()
Come on, Larry. Get yourself to the doctor!
reply by sunlight on Apr 26, 2008 6:55 PM ()
If my back keeps getting worse, I hope not.
But thanks anyway
reply by larryb on Apr 26, 2008 6:45 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Apr 26, 2008 11:22 AM ()
Thanks for reading my ramblings
reply by larryb on Apr 26, 2008 11:42 AM ()
comment by elfie33 on Apr 26, 2008 10:54 AM ()
Thanks for the visit
reply by larryb on Apr 26, 2008 11:05 AM ()

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