There are many well=known quotes;
some we like--some are touch and go.
But the one we hate to hear the most
is a sarcastic, "I told you so"

Press 1 for this, 2 for that--
By the time it reaches 4;
I can't remember the message
and I must dial the number once more!

It's a mystery to me
and should be to you--
Why a pair of pants is one
While a pair of socks are two.

A simple wave
and a smile on your face
Makes this old world
a much happier place.

Grandma used to baby-sit;
That was the general rule,
Nowadays, she cannot sit,
For Gram's enrolled in school.

One Last One--
I realize that I repeat myself
Many times a day.
I consider it perfectly all right,
For no one listens anyway.

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