IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires

Comments:

Ain't it the truth??

comment by shesaidwhat on June 24, 2008 1:12 PM ()

you bet it is, Terri,

reply by lizzieann on June 24, 2008 5:44 PM ()

You find the "cutest" things for your blog. This week, I would gladly change for a new model - a cute blonde gal, about 21 and 119 pounds. If that is not available, I would accept a brunette. Nena

comment by nenah on June 24, 2008 8:55 AM ()

Thank you Nena,have a wonderful day, just got out of Hospita on Saturday so just resting trying to get my strength back after a bout of Pneumonia,

reply by lizzieann on June 24, 2008 10:09 AM ()

Good one Mom.

comment by texastar on June 23, 2008 3:31 PM ()

You are welcome!! It is good to see you back on here again Mom.

reply by texastar on June 23, 2008 7:31 PM ()

thank you Jenn,

reply by lizzieann on June 23, 2008 4:38 PM ()

comment by nittineedles on June 23, 2008 2:32 PM ()

thank you Marg,

reply by lizzieann on June 23, 2008 4:39 PM ()

Old age ain't for sissies...

comment by looserobes on June 23, 2008 9:00 AM ()

thats for sure looserobes, thank you for commenting,

reply by lizzieann on June 23, 2008 12:35 PM ()