An Eastern man met three fellows on the desert. One was carrying a bottle of water, the second a browm bag, the third a car door.
He asked the first guy why the bottle of water, In case I get thirsty,'' was the reply,'' He asked the second why the paper bag, The answer , in case I get hungry. He asked the third Why are you carrying a car door? T he answer ,'' Well in case it gets hoT, I'ii roll down the window,''

Things are getting so expensive, my wife and Itry to cut finanacial corners everywhere we can. We bought one of those foreigncars. This one comes with the options of a song bpook instead of a radio.


Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself
Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrors cheese.
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper,
If a child lives with approval,he learns to like himself

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Great!!!!

Good to see you posting again. Hope all is well. Nena

comment by nenah on May 20, 2008 8:11 AM ()

thank you Nena, I am preparing to go to the doctor now. Just can't get my feet under me.

reply by lizzieann on May 20, 2008 8:47 AM ()

Nicely said

comment by shesaidwhat on May 20, 2008 6:24 AM ()

thank you Terri

reply by lizzieann on May 20, 2008 6:54 AM ()

comment by strider333 on May 17, 2008 3:11 PM ()

thanks strider

reply by lizzieann on May 17, 2008 3:55 PM ()

These are great Mom.

comment by texastar on May 17, 2008 1:48 PM ()

You are welcome Mom.

reply by texastar on May 17, 2008 5:37 PM ()

thank you Texastar

reply by lizzieann on May 17, 2008 3:56 PM ()