What was your first car? My 1st car was an A4 Audi dti

What magazines/newspapers do you read regularly?
Farmers weekley, how to grow your own chickens, the free magazines in the super market and Bank Spam

What color are your sheets?
Yellow with big embroidered daisys on! (blush)

What is one quirky, slightly weird thing about yourself?
...Umm..I've been told in the past that I always come up smelling of roses when I probably should have fallen on my arse! Also I my dreams often come true! he-he!

Does money mean every thing?
It used to mean everything, but since I got down to my last million I began to worry a little *Tongue*

Would you be ok with having step kids?
Oh gawd the more the merrier - a few more won't make no difference to me lol. 

What cologne/perfume do you usually wear?
Baby puke on one shoulder and Coco Channel, Rive Gauche and Pleasures on the other.

Have you ever pooped in the wilderness?
Yes twice lol - ' I had to go, I was busting' I was under the age of 12 ok lol. since then I've peed in many dark places after a night out on the town lmao!

What have you eaten/drank today?
For breky I ate shreddies, for lunch I ate a handfull of seeds, for supper i'm having a pork salad with beer!

What makes you mad?
Burgulars!!! with gypo's coming in a very close second!!!

What are you most proud of about yourself?
I cleaned my teeth twice every day this week!

If you were to come across a wallet what would you do?
Find out if it belonged to a gypo or a thief and probably keep it since the money is probably mine!

What song would you normally be too embarrassed to admit you like?
Barbie girl lol

Would you consider yourself conceited if you were really honest about it?
I had to ask my husband to answer this for me because I think it's the only honnest way, he believes I am the complette opposit as I always put myself down.

Toothpaste: squeeze from the middle or roll from the bottom?
Actually I have to scrape the last dregs of toothpaste from the sink bowl; since Layle has been practising this life skill she hasn't been leaving us much these days lol

How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Two Bro's one Sis!

Do you like chocolate covered cherries?
Never had the pleasure of trying them.

What country would you most like to visit?
America.

One thing that turns you on?
Good conversation and a perfect sunset, a bottle of bud would be an added bonus.

Ever seen a dead body?
No thank goodness!

What's your favorite kind of fruit?
Strawberries without a doubt!

What song is stuck in your head?
Black and Gold

Ever cleaned up someone else's puke?
My kids!

Sent an inappropriate text or email to the wrong person?
It depends on who's reading it, without the help of smilies the text can appear as anything depending on the recipients mood! Thats what I believe anyway, so my answer is a probable yes.

What do you think of Bush?
He's a politician!! Do I need to say anymore [huh]

What is the best vacation you've ever been on?
My trip to tenerife last year and the one i'm about to go on is going to be even better.

How many jobs have you had?

5

Do you like your current job?
Absolutley, I'm married to the boss and get to smack him in the face/balls or whatever takes my fancy. lol, and for all youse who don't know me, we're a family of martial artists.

Do you like the outdoors?
Oh yes, I much prefer it to being inside. I spend to much time inside. You'll often find me sitting in my garden - like tonight, I sat there with my bottle of bud and chatted with my chickens. It was very theraputic *tongue*

If you could be reincarnated as a sea creature, what sea creature would you be?
The Great Barrier Reef lol there's no swimming involved and not likely to be eaten by other sea creatures.

What did you do last night?
hmm confession time - ok, I laid on my bed and listened to Paul Mckennas hypnosis cd about how to make yourself skinny, followed by a 40 minute hypnosis on how not to get stressed out lol.

What do you order at Waffle House/IHOP/Huddle House at 2am?
You 'got' to be joking, i'm well into 'Greasing' at that time lol.

What did you have for dinner last night? A Chicken and Mayo roll.

What is your favorite desert?
Chocolate fudge cake

Best kind of pizza?
Domino's veggie

What is your favorite salad dressing?
French or cesar

What's your general take on life?
I think life is all about using the opportunity to 'live', if you don't want to live you're probably a recluse who has nothing better to do than rob people.

Who was your last text from?
Probably from a bunch of new students who texted to my cell that has been stollen!

What's the most comfortable thing you own?
My bank account.

How many white lies do you tell a day?
Loads - but I lie lol

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you...
You like greasing alot, and spend far too much time in front of the 'puter' lol

Have you ever told an ex you wanted them back and changed your mind?
Ummm yes, I forgive too much, one of my other quirky weird things about myself.

How many DVD's do you own?
What are we talking about, P.c programes, Films, music or Games?

Do you remember the 80's?
I try very hard to not remeber as this era was the time where most of my sins occured.

Last time you went out of state?
About 3 months ago when i went to a karate tournament.

What song is on your profile?
A whole playlist of songs.

How long do you think myspace will be around?
Maybe that depends on how many people complain about it. I don't know?

Are you good at poker?
I have several gold bracelets...pretty good!

I am too old to be:
Swapping ringtones with my students, geez some of the crap they play is weird! The last rintone I downloaded was 'Eh fatty, go and have another pie and shut up! lol I couldn't resist!!1

Comments:

Great answers.
Let us know how you do with the hypnosis tapes.

Your answers made me smile a lot.
I wish I had as good an attitude as good as yours!
I've been climbing out of being sad about my sister dying.
I'll get better!

Good answers Lynnie

Great answers! I love the one about the toothpaste! I remember going through that phase with my daughter.

Chocolate fudge cake DELISH! (are you familiar with cook Rachael Ray? She says "Delish" a lot...) You have a problem with burglars?? Come and visit America-think you would love it here (except for our idiotic administration) I like Barbie Girl by Aqua too but of course I'm a "dancehall" gay divo from way back British pop is the best IMO Enjoyed reading your answers luv

Interesting quiz..may have to snag it too