Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Vanilla soup, a double scoop please
No, maybe i won't, maybe i won't, maybe i will
The tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Don't let it get on your jeans
And though it sounds a little strange
Well, you gotta eat it with gloves
Or your hands will turn green

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
It weaves it's web from a drink
And i do believe i'm gonna get one
Vanilla ??? for dessert chicken ripple ice cream