First story

two man, one from Rusia and one from US was debate about their country freedom.

American: In my country, people can talk everything and can scolding to their President, God and anyone!!

Russian: I think, my country is better than you. We can scolding your president, your god and your people.

Second Story

A Magician from Rep. Czech Mr Stoikov always performing his magic at Star Cruiser. His audience always take turns day by day so he confident his tricks will not be able to awre by anyone.
His cockatoo has bored with his magic. It always same, the cockatoo bored.
One day, his cockatoo shout while he is doing his magic and tricks to audience.

"Look, it's not a same hat"
"He is hiding a bouquet of roses under the table"
"There're two rabbits under his table"
"He's hiding Ace inside his sleeve!!"

Mr Stoikov feel ashame. The audience laughing at him. Unfortunately, Star Cruise knocking iceberg. The ship sinking and no one save from the tragedy except the cockatoo and Mr Stoikov.
It's been 3 days Mr Stoikov cling to a floating thing with his Cockatoo. They're not speaking for 3 days but sometimes the cockatoo repeated to asking a same question,

"Where's a ship, we need a ship!"

Day 7th: Suddenly, the cockatoo asking to him.

"Okay, okay.. I am give up. So, where you hide the ship?"

Comments:

So funny, Must!!!

comment by sunlight on Apr 26, 2008 6:21 PM ()

It is true!

reply by sunlight on Apr 27, 2008 6:33 PM ()

laugh is a best medicine.. (is it true???)

reply by mustakim on Apr 26, 2008 7:29 PM ()