Anyone who has ever been on a diet has got to check out these old Weight Watchers receipt cards: http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

They're a hoot. Here are a few examples:

"Ever wonder what that movie Carrie would have been like if it had been cast with chickens instead of people and also possibly entirely reconceived as a porno?
No? Well, does it help to know that now you'll never have to? No? Sorry."


"Um, I guess this is a salad best enjoyed at the house of that one scary lady down the street who never leaves the house and talks to her knicknacks.
I showed this card to a friend who said, "What the hell's in that bowl-- bong water?!"
Is that why the ceramic animals are so drawn to it? Is it their magical pond?
Why have they gathered? What do they want?"


"I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you'll ever be. None of us will. No. No way."

Comments:

Dude, these things almost made me wet myself the first time I saw them. This site has a complete listing, and I still snort when I read:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

comment by nikilovestoeat on Oct 18, 2008 9:27 PM ()

It amazes me that WW ever became the big deal it is today when they started off with this disgusting muck.

reply by nittineedles on Oct 18, 2008 10:01 PM ()

Troutbend cracks me up. Great post!

ewwww....