If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

All thinking men are atheists.

Lighthouses are more helpful then churches.

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

Comments:

Thanks for your sources. Loved 'em!

That was great
Not sure what I believe.

Laurie

WOODY ALLEN!! "I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

comment by looserobes on July 10, 2008 3:38 PM ()

WOW. You're GOOD! The first 7 are W.A.; #8 = E. Hemingway; #9 = B. Franklin; #10 = F.L. Wright

reply by november on July 10, 2008 3:53 PM ()