Sept 8, 2008
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.Th...
Sept 3, 2008
Andy Mikula living in Dickson City near Scranton, Pennsylvania, received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignor...
Aug 28, 2008
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.Ever have a sharp pain...
Aug 26, 2008
1.NAMESIf Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric ...
July 22, 2008
I spoke with my kids for a short time yesterday. They seem to be having fun with their mom, although most of it is spent on video games and movies. Th...
July 6, 2008
We just got back from Missouri/Michigan. I dropped my children off with their mother again for the summer.I am not happy about this.Within 9 hours of ...
June 24, 2008
The Women's NamesAbby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.Adie - quiet and shy, bu...
June 24, 2008
The Men's NamesAaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.Able - totally useless.Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has ...
June 19, 2008
I proposed.On June 6th, immediately following the curtain call of the Windham Theatre Guild's production of 'You Can't Take it With You'... I proposed...
June 10, 2008
Since moving here to Connecticut from Michigan, it has taken me more than a year to thoroughly examine what I see out here regarding how the people in...