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Entertainment > Humor > The Not Posh Guide to Rock and Pop 2

  The Not Posh Guide to Rock and Pop 2

As we have seen, Rock and Pop is riddled with traps for the unsuspecting parent. Rock and Pop's roots are in the street, and the street is no place for our children. However, to maintain peer pressure, they must develop strong street credibility, and Poshknobs UK are here to ensure that they do this within the constraints of remaining Not Posh, and not street fodder. Street is fine, street fodder is not.

In our efforts to provide the right path for our children's development in the contemporary world, it is of utmost importance that we ensure our children do not follow this man.



In a perfect world, it would be quite safe to let them hum his songs, wear his flat caps, and worship the ground he walks on, but sadly the world is not perfect, and to ensure our children avoid the pitfalls of adoring this man is priority number one. They would never recover. He is damaging. We can hardly mention his name in case we too are drawn down, but we wish he would leave these shores and stop embarrassing our children with his obvious privileged education, upright demeanour, and good breeding. He simply does not know how to be Not Posh, and we cannot endure him. The terminally posh James Blunt must go.


posted on Nov 7, 2007 3:58 AM ()

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