THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

There is always one more son-of-a-b---- than you counted on.

There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.

The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

This is probably as bad as it can get, but don’t count on it.

If you think that there’s good in everyone, you haven’t met everyone.

All other things equal, fat people use more soap.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

AND FINALLY.....







The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets!

Comments:

I wasn't being bitter--I actually say that when things are really rough and when I answer that question I get a lot of options.
You may not realize it but you are talking to THE happiest guy in the world--I truly love my life!

comment by greatmartin on May 10, 2008 8:40 PM ()

Just a joke, my friend! Never take me too seriously!

reply by redimpala on May 10, 2008 9:21 PM ()

Great list!! Great!!

comment by looserobes on May 10, 2008 3:22 PM ()

Thanks, Your Honor! I aim to please.

reply by redimpala on May 10, 2008 5:06 PM ()

The best phrase to live by? "So what?"

comment by greatmartin on May 10, 2008 3:02 PM ()

Now, Martin, don't be bitter!

reply by redimpala on May 10, 2008 5:07 PM ()

verah good, cuz. words to live by...or not.


reguards
yer philosophic pal
bugg

comment by honeybugg on May 10, 2008 10:31 AM ()

Probably more "not" than not!!

reply by redimpala on May 10, 2008 5:08 PM ()

Those were great.Loved it.

comment by fredo on May 10, 2008 10:25 AM ()

Happy you enjoyed my little attempt at humor!

reply by redimpala on May 10, 2008 5:09 PM ()