Wel! Ah jest blu in frum that ther Can Film Shindig over ther in France. Thu big nus seems tuh be that Miz Anjuhleena Jolee is goin to present Mr. Brad Pitt with two more young uns cum August. That'll brang ther brood to six in jest under three years. Wuz it jest three years ago that they's dening a romance? Why Angee wuz jest a single muther with a little cute tike wuth a spike haircut!
Talk bout a cover-up and a populashun exploshun!!



Her n Jak Black, Dustin Hoffman, and that ther Lucy Lu are all over ther tuhgether talkin up a storm bout thar nu pitur about an old panda or somthun to that uhfect. But Dustin n Jack seem tuh be more intrested in Anjuhleena's babies. Seems Jack sprung the news that she's havin not one but two young uns; then Dustin let it slip that her little uns are due August 19th. br>
Ah sure hope sumbudy tol Brad all this here stuff?

Speakin of Brad, he looks downright middle aged. Is he lettin' the gray show now that's he bout to be the father of six?

Well thut's about it fer now. Me and the red chevy is a heading down Mexico way. Ah'll be droppin in agin one a these days with more wild tales to tale.

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