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<title>greasy.com - I Kiss A Lot Of Frogs...</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/index.html</link>
<description>spicybitch's Blog</description>
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<copyright>&#169; 15:32:31 Greasy.com  All rights reserved.</copyright>
<pubDate>Mon,  Oct 15:32:31 6 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Birthday Review ...</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/birthday_review_.html</link>
<description> As many of you know, on Friday it was Kristyln's and my birthday. I woke up super early per usual. I opened up the birthday cards that my family had sent me and was delighted to receive a starbucks and target gift card. I promptly went to starbucks to get a coffee and then headed to hike with the spiker. I went hiking with him and took a dive into the creek and hurt my hand, and got completely soaked. I went home and showered and got ready to meet up with KD. We went to a place and ate som ...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Oct 2008 00:11:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Oct 3 the Luckiest Day in the World!</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/oct_luckiest_day_world.html</link>
<description> So Me and Kristy are going to celebrate! We're headed to a restaraunt to have some delicious cocktails. Spike has been hiked, and even though I took a dive into the creek, it's a good day. No more negative energy or thoughts about the past. Today marks a new year and new house (soon). I heart all my Oct 3 ladies. Kristy, Meghan, &#x26; now the leasing agent at my new place. I knew there was something about the place that just &#x22;felt&#x22; right! Toodloo got to get pretty for Kristy! SB </description>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Oct 2008 16:11:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Letter That I Did Not Send ...</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/letter_send_.html</link>
<description> An open letter to SD: Not sure why you've dropped out of the vapor you became when I said to you I could not be your friend anymore, we haven't spoken since June. I am not sure as to what might compel you to contact me on my birthday. Thank you for the flowers, but you've done nearly all the things that you have said you were trying not to except stir things up. Our relationship, and our friendship is over. We do not talk, we do not have any kind of relationship, I do not wish you to be in ...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Oct 2008 16:08:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Its Official! I AM Moving Closer to Kristylyn!</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/official_moving_closer_kristylyn.html</link>
<description> We lived 7.8 miles apart. We're now going to live 2.6 miles from each other. Just like me--she longs to be closer to me! :-) I take over the lease on November 17! Haha. </description>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2008 20:40:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mystery Part Deux Solved.</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/mystery_part_deux_solved.html</link>
<description> Here is a copy of the email that SD sent me today. SB: Yes. Nothing subliminal, nothing wacky, nothing subversive. Not stalking. Not sniffing around. Not looking for a hookup. I am Not in DC. I am still in KY. Not trying to get into your head. Not trying to stir up the past. Not looking to start anything up. Not trying to do anything stupid. Not looking to be a jackass. Not trying to be creepy. Just flowers to say happy birthday. They came anonymous because I thought it would be nice to ju ...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2008 14:52:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Flower Mystery Part Deux</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/flower_mystery_part_deux.html</link>
<description> So Apparently, it is not the cookie monster. However, another delivery arrived at work today. Happy Birthday from your favorite person ever--Spike SD knows where I work. I told my mother this was driving me BATTY! Anywho. I am sure that it's going to wind up being my mother or my relatives who live near by. Happy Wednesday. SB </description>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Oct 2008 20:44:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Strangers in the Night</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/strangers_night.html</link>
<description> I went to bed last night around 11 pm. When I went to walk spike this morning I found these on my door step with no card. I think it's probably the cookie monster since he just returned from Europe. But there was no card. I am not contacting him until tomorrow, since there was no card I am hoping that whoever will reveal themselves. SB </description>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:30:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dating Disasters Take 10034567</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/dating_disasters_take_10034567.html</link>
<description> I have been on two dates since the abrupt departure of the cookie monster. Both of which were less than delightful. Up first would be called Bitter Party of 1. This dude was living out in the sticks and started bitching about this. He made me look like a hopeful romantic--true story. So he is talking and he says that the major problem he encounters is attitudes. I listen some more and he reveals he lives in the sticks. My response is that if everything else lines up you would think things  ...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:31:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>November Rentals ...</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/november_rentals_.html</link>
<description> I would really like to know why everyone else isn't on the ball like myself. I have continued to look for places to live, and I think that I have visited about 10-13 total. I have narrowed it down to perhaps one place. I am returning there tomorrow to test out my negotiation skills. I want to live in a brand new shiny apartment. My mother did tell me on the phone that she was proud of me. I asked her it was because I was going to be broke. It seems that the economy has not done much to aff ...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:19:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I AM a Great Catch Dammit</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/great_catch_dammit.html</link>
<description> On Friday, I went to work and I called my mother and she launched into her litany of questions. &#x22;Have you heard from any of your ex-boyfriends?&#x22; I was like umm, No. She was like good I was hoping that you hadn't heard from the last two. She proceeds to go into her litany of post break up analysis on the cookie monster. She goes on to say that she is upset with me about the way that things ended. That she thinks that I didn't play it &#x22;cool&#x22; with him. She works me up to a fit and makes me cr ...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:28:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Discriminatory Housing Practices-breed Restriction</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/discriminatory_housing_practices-breed.html</link>
<description> Check out a copy of the letter I wrote to a recent place that I visited. I am furious! To Whom It May Concern: I am writing you to dispute an unfair housing practice that I feel is going on at your community. I went to your website and I noticed that you accept pets and I was thrilled, it was in a great location and the price was within my budget. I even emailed back and forth with a leasing consultant. It was not until I arrived to your leasing office that I learned that my dog was deemed ...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Life is Beautiful ...</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/life_beautiful_.html</link>
<description> I really wish it was. It seems that life has dealt me a hand of crap lately. Last Friday, while driving to work I got in a car wreck. It was not fun in the least bit. I am trying to remain positive, believe me I know it's tough. I did about $2500 worth of damage, and I have a rental car to get me around. I scratch that I have a freaking car with it's own zip code. It's a Nissan Sextera. Just kidding it's an Xterra and it's huge. I drive it and the freaking thing rattles. Recently, in a tex ...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:25:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>New Theme Song: Brand New Day</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/theme_song_brand_day.html</link>
<description> By Joshua Radin Some kind of magic Happens late at night When the moon smiles down at me And bathes me in its light I fell asleep beneath you In the tall blades of grass When I woke the world was new I never had to ask It&#x2019;s a brand new day The sun is shining It&#x2019;s a brand new day For the first time in such a long long time I know I&#x2019;ll be ok Most kind of stories Save the best part for last And most stories have a hero who finds You make your past your past Yeah you make your past your  ...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:33:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Farm Sanctuary Walk</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/farm_sanctuary_walk.html</link>
<description> Kristylyn and I are walking to help out the animals. Check out the information below if you'd like to donate. Thank you SexySadie for already donating! Our goal is to raise $700 bucks and the cause means a lot to both of us. It's once again time for the Walk for Farm Animals 2008 - Washington, D.C. to raise money for Farm Sanctuary - please make a donation if you can by visiting our Firstgiving page: You can donate online with a credit card. All donations are secure and sent directly to Fa ...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:21:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Inch Worms Are Creations from the Devil.</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/inch_worms_creations_devil.html</link>
<description> Last night I was peacefully sleeping in my bed with the television on and I was abruptly awoken by a quickly moving Spike. I was like WTF mate? Are you sick? Do you need to go out? So I came to a semi-conscious state when I realized we were intrigued by something moving on my bed. I went to investigate it, and guess what I found? A FREAKING Inch worm inching it's way across MY BED. Totally disgusting. So I get up, and I go to the bathroom to get tissues to kill the mother F'er. I get back  ...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Sep 2008 14:29:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Bright Glimmer of Hope..</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/bright_glimmer_hope.html</link>
<description> Its strange that within all these seemingly bad things going on there remains a glimmer of hope. Saturday was a fun day, full of house hunting. I am entertaining the idea of buying a home. At Noon I met up with my Realtor and Kristyln3. The first place was by her house and she was able to meet up with us. The first place was decent size but kind of ghetto fabulous. Kristyln pointed out that the can only go up from here. After about the 3rd place, I started to get excited. Things that come  ...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Sep 2008 16:02:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Fantastic Friday. Not So Much!</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/fantastic_friday_much.html</link>
<description> I started to write this from my Aunt's house. Too many people around to bother me, so here I am. Friday was an interesting day. It started with a text message saying that gma was in the hospital. She had pneumonia and was not doing well. She was admitted to the hospital. Then I got a phone call from my female best friend A. She found out that she had some addictions that are personal that I am not going to share here. She checked herself into a rehab center in my hometown and was there for ...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Sep 2008 15:42:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>3 Strikes and Your Out?</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/strikes_out.html</link>
<description> Cookie and I were supposed to hang out before I headed to CO. However, his roommate and his wife were both occupied and he had to pitch in and babysit. We had hung out every night before I left for CO so I didn't think that would be a big deal. He wanted to come over after and he was about to get into the car and I told him to stay home. It was already 9 and I couldn't stay up late. I told him I would see him when I got back. Then he had this weekend to himself to work all the bunches that ...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Sep 2008 03:06:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Denver Rocks!</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/denver_rocks.html</link>
<description> I took a trip out this weekend to see my good friend M.&#xA0; She was my very first roommate that I actually liked and got along with.&#xA0; Anywho she lives out in Denver.&#xA0; I flew out Thursday and came back Tuesday.&#xA0; I landed Thursday afternoon and we went to lunch in her neighborhood, it was super cute! She lives right by a lake and we walked around it afterwards.&#xA0; We had people over to her house for some BYD (Back Yard Drinking).&#xA0; Friday we went into down town Denver via beach cruiser bikes ...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Sep 2008 05:36:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Pro-life Vs. Pro-choice</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/spicybitch/pro-life_vs_pro-choice.html</link>
<description> It's come to my attention that I need to devote an entire blog to this very subject. What does this all mean? To start, I am going to go to wikipedia and begin with the very definition of these two movements. Pro-life is a term representing a variety of perspectives and activist movements in bioethics. It can be used to indicate opposition to practices such as euthanasia, human cloning, research involving human embryonic stem cells, and the death penalty, but most commonly (especially in t ...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:20:14 GMT</pubDate>
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