This weekend the family is coming to town. My cousin J is marrying this chicka named K. We don't like K because she is, well stuck up. I first met K while completely hammered. We were at this festival called Blocktoberfest. It's where they used to block off a neighborhood in A-town and there would be lots of booze. Its an all day drinking affair. The funny part about this story is that Kristyln made out with my cousin in the bathroom while his soon to be wife K was getting him cigarettes or was in the next room over.

I was not impressed by this initial meeting and I was well completely wasted. Anywho, fast forward to thanksgiving. My Aunt makes myself, another cousin N and this girl K sing a song at dinner. She apparently gets into J's heart somehow. She had on her myspace profile that she respected her father and his commitment to the pro-life movement. However, she's been sleeping with J and taking birth control. I don't care who or what you believe in, just stick to your guns people. Don't be a flip flopper.

Anywho... their wedding is here this weekend. I am excited to see my crazy family. I am excited to spend time with them and have cookie meet them. It's not like he's meeting them as my boyfriend, he's just a boy that I am dating. However, he's the first boy that I am dating that my parents are meeting in the last 8 years. Eek! Anywho it should be interesting. I have a role to play at these weddings, I am the "drunk" cousin. It's a tough one to play I tell you. Just kidding.

Today is going to be a largely unproductive day. However, I am totally psyched about it. Today is my Friday!

Tomorrow, my cousin's wife C is coming with her twin babies. We're going to have a pool party. Whoo. I will continue to work on my shade other than clear.

Hope you're all doing well. Happy Thursday to you and Happy Friday to me.

SB

Comments:

comment by hayduke on Aug 22, 2008 7:18 AM ()

You know what you're the second person to present this side of the argument to me. However... most pro-life people IMO are very religous. So they believe that the best way to prevent abortion is to not have pre-marital sex. Also die hard pro-lifers view birth control as a form of abortion. I could be overly generalizing but this is just my interpretation of it. I am pro-choice perhaps that is obvious? Thanks for stopping by and providing food for thought!

reply by spicybitch on Aug 26, 2008 4:25 AM ()

Enjoy the long weekend and being the 'drunk' cousin. I hope Cookie understands that either means he has to be designated driver or 'drunk' cousin's 'drunker' date.

comment by sexysadie on Aug 21, 2008 10:48 AM ()

He understands that he's going to be the drunk cousin's chaufeur...

reply by spicybitch on Aug 22, 2008 4:21 AM ()

How fun. Have a great time with the family. You're probably spot on about the new wife for cuz, but hopefully won't have to be spouting "I told you so's" anytime (real) soon

comment by shesaidwhat on Aug 21, 2008 8:59 AM ()

I know I am right. I called best friend's A divorce before they got married. I am sure my friend K too is going to get a divorce because he's not marrying the right girl. My friend told me that I should be like so do you want me to be at your first wedding or your second one....

reply by spicybitch on Aug 22, 2008 4:21 AM ()

Geez do you have every freakin Friday off? Must be nice...
I heart you and I hope you have fun with the famdamily!

comment by kristilyn3 on Aug 21, 2008 8:10 AM ()

As I explained to you on im... I do NOT have every Friday off... Just this one and the next one. It's back to a full work schedule for me from now on. I U!

reply by spicybitch on Aug 22, 2008 4:20 AM ()