‹ chat statusMy Beer!
My wife told me we couldn't afford my beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.
Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership. 
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me. 
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
posted on Jan 9, 2008 11:44 AM ()
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