What a Dream

I had a very bad dream lastnight.Iwas going through the newspaper looking for a new job and came across this ad that said.....Grounds keeper needed ,Good pay,room and board included ,so i wrote down the address and phone number in case i got lost.It wasnt hard to find.When i got there i coundnt believe my eyes.This house was huge.

I made my way up the drive to the front of the house,i parked the car and went to the front door. There was a huge door knockerso i grabbed it and let it slam a few times.Iheard it echo thru the whole house and heard footsteps coming closer and closer to the door.The door knob started to turn, the door started to open with that eerie creeking noise that you only hear on the tv.When the door opened i couldnt beleive my eyes,

it was my mummy.......She was so happy to see me, she grabbed me and gave me a big horrible wet kiss....

Well she invited me in,and closed the door with a mighty slam,

i swear it shook the whole place....She told me to follow her to the office to meet the boss,we seemed to walk for ever .finally we got to the office ,mummy said to have a seat while she went and got the bossman.Imust have waited for ten minuts or so when in he came ,again i couldnt believe my eyes ,it was dev my uncle....

I literally lost my mind right there...He then grabbed me gave me a big hug,not realizing his strength,popped out my eye..

.Damn that hurt,not realizing that he did not like people swearing in his presance,still having ahold of my hand swung me around,now im a big guy ,when he swang me around of course the momentum of the swing ripped my arm off...

I fell on the floor in pain,as i got up to run i looked to my left ,who did i see ,all my brothers and sisters sitting in the corner...

They were all laughing at me,i said your all ripping my heart out by laughing at me,no sooner did i say that,geuss what ,they did.....

U know something you think i would have wokeup by now,but nooooooooo not me,while im still able i ran out of the office back towards the door when out of nowhere uncle Dev reached out to grab me missed grabbed my ear and geuss what,

thats right off it came...ok NOW IM PISSED i hollerd out,i turned to flip him the bird ,u got it ......

Well before i lose anything eles im out of here,can u geuss what happened next ill show you....

No not really i just wanted to use the pic cause i liked it lol lol .Well i finally made it to the door ,i opened it man it was dark ,cloudyand going to rain..

I ran out the door strait into a damn tree..Im telling you that damn tree wasnt there when i came in ,

hey its my dream and i can tell it the way i want.Finally got in the car down the driveway i went made it home .I finally woke up man was i hungary like allways Barb is in the kitchen cooking..asked her what she had to eat,ppl remember this...

Well i ate and my grandson wanted to watch tv with me so we both sat down and watched a good movie...

That was one hell of a nightmare .HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

Comments:

Sorry babe, you know what a perfectionist I am, I didn't correct your spelling tho'.

comment by sumsbich on Oct 8, 2007 1:55 PM ()

Sorry, that is sum, I didn't change names.

reply by sumsbich on Oct 9, 2007 1:56 PM ()

comment by fobstateside on Oct 8, 2007 10:23 AM ()

t/y

reply by sumsbich on Oct 9, 2007 4:25 PM ()