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Slightly Disgruntled Dirt: nevermind

Hello.

I am dirt.

See?

I need to move out of the driveway. I'm not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.

Could you haul me away? Far, far away?

I am in Wedgwood. That's just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.

I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?

Someone emailed me for my measurements. That's kind of a personal question, but I guess we're friends, right? I'm about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I'm pretty small around the edges.

Thanks in advance.

Yours truly,

Pile of Dirt

P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It's not like I'm mud or fancy rocks. I'm just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don't waste dirt's time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn't here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone.
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NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt's mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt's address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime... soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.

posted on June 10, 2008 4:42 PM ()

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Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

comment by lizzieann on June 13, 2008 4:41 PM ()

Lizzie, my dear! I am truly sorry that I missed this for so long. Will be by to visit!

reply by sunlight on July 1, 2008 12:00 PM ()

comment by thepirateinthecity on June 12, 2008 9:07 PM ()

Hi Chris! So sorry that I hadn't come back here for awhile. Thanks for the visit.

reply by sunlight on July 1, 2008 11:55 AM ()

Kinda looks like my ex-wife.

comment by hayduke on June 12, 2008 11:55 AM ()

Now, Jim. Is that nice??

reply by sunlight on June 12, 2008 1:31 PM ()

comment by elfie33 on June 11, 2008 1:33 PM ()

Hi Elfie!

reply by sunlight on June 12, 2008 1:30 PM ()

THE TALKING CLOCK

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's two AM!"

Hey Jenni,

I'm still here.

WT

comment by wayman on June 11, 2008 7:28 AM ()

WAYMAN!!! I'm so glad to hear from you! Will be over to your site in a minute! Funny joke!

reply by sunlight on June 12, 2008 1:29 PM ()

I love the "Best of Craigslist" I check for new ones daily.

comment by meranda on June 11, 2008 6:17 AM ()

Gosh, Meranda, I never heard of it before!

reply by sunlight on June 12, 2008 1:27 PM ()

comment by strider333 on June 11, 2008 5:45 AM ()

I happened upon it accidentally... don't know what I was doing!

reply by sunlight on June 12, 2008 1:26 PM ()

That is too funny Sunlight.

comment by texastar on June 11, 2008 4:13 AM ()

Oh yeah!!

reply by texastar on June 12, 2008 1:56 PM ()

The things you can find on the internet!!

reply by sunlight on June 12, 2008 1:25 PM ()

Alfredo tried to GIVE AWAY snow from New Hampshire--not one taker!!!

comment by greatmartin on June 10, 2008 7:13 PM ()

That is really really funny!!!

reply by sunlight on June 10, 2008 7:51 PM ()

very very funny...he lives down the road from me.

comment by elderjane on June 10, 2008 6:15 PM ()

He is on my ... This is my porch!

reply by sunlight on June 10, 2008 6:28 PM ()

I think I live next door to him

comment by ducky on June 10, 2008 4:46 PM ()

How lucky you are! He is so cute!

reply by sunlight on June 10, 2008 6:26 PM ()

This was so funny! I got a huge kick out of it.
AJ

comment by lunarhunk on June 10, 2008 4:45 PM ()

I was having so much trouble with my reference page, I forgot to put this Craigslist page on it. Wonder if I can find it now?

reply by sunlight on June 10, 2008 6:25 PM ()

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