A Day for Mom

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Name:: sunlight
Location:: Los Angeles, CA
Birthday:: 02/24/1970
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A Day for Mom

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Probably everyone has seen these. Moms may like anyway. My mom loved to laugh. She would have enjoyed them.

A Mother's Dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."