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Religion > Holy E-mail

  Holy E-mail

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

...Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.



posted on June 7, 2008 7:28 PM ()

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Kinda scarey, huh?
comment by hayduke on June 10, 2008 9:18 AM ()
Well, yes, if God needed to send an angel to find out! I thought He knew everything! (Now, I'm waiting for the bolt of lightning!!)
reply by sunlight on June 10, 2008 6:37 PM ()
I didn't make the 5 percent!
comment by elderjane on June 9, 2008 5:17 AM ()
Neither did I!!
reply by sunlight on June 10, 2008 6:35 PM ()
This is what I received:

A List of Emergency Telephone Numbers

When -
You are sad, phone John 14-I
You have sinned, phone Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone Psalm 27
It feels as though I AM far from you, phone Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23
You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34
You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is bigger than ME, phone Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip, phone Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1
Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15
You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone Psalm 19

Paul's secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/ discovery, phone Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone Romans 12
ALTERNATE NUMBERS
For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47
For security, call Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call Psalm 145:18
ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HO HOURS A DAY.
FEED YOUR FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH.
comment by anacoana on June 8, 2008 4:51 PM ()
Oh, so perfect, Ama! Lovely list!
reply by sunlight on June 8, 2008 8:34 PM ()

AJ
comment by lunarhunk on June 8, 2008 7:21 AM ()
Hi, AJ! I just visited you... not all of the articles. You had too many. I'll catch up later!
reply by sunlight on June 8, 2008 4:05 PM ()
And I thought the virus scan deleted it.
comment by solitaire on June 8, 2008 6:20 AM ()
Your virus scan is too smart to delete something from God!
reply by sunlight on June 8, 2008 4:04 PM ()
Now, I need to check my email! Just in case-----------
comment by angiedw on June 8, 2008 4:46 AM ()
Angie, you're probably the only one on greasy who got the email!
reply by sunlight on June 8, 2008 4:02 PM ()

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