10.(Yeah right! This is sarcasm folks!) Big Bucks!
9. Know all the answers on the test.
8. Never a stressful moment.
7. Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest.
6. Free Apples
5. Massive funding for classroom supplies.
4. Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators earning thanks of a grateful nation.
3. Attempt to discipline tomorrow's leaders today.
2. Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term.
1. Might have to work for a living otherwise.

Mathematics According to Student Bloopers.

1. A circle is a figure with no corners and only one side.

2. A right angle is 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

3. Algebra was the wife of Euclid. --- Richard Lederer


A mother was putting away dishes when she heard her young son call from his bedroom, "Mom, come quickly, I learned how to make babies in school today." She nearly dropped the dishes and ran to his room, not quite knowing what to expect. On her way, he shouted, "Mom come see what I learned about making babies." When she finally arrived, her son beamed enthusiastically from his desk and showed her his homework. "See Mom, you can change the y to an i and add es to make babies!"

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