you would never know by the unorthodox swing and the shite golf clubs that i have actually hit two hole in ones in my life.
both must have been miracles.

i havent played golf in about two years.
yesterday i played in the lovely tasmanian weather at rosny with jeff -ro.
he is good. he hasnt played in about the same time as me, and still hit 41 over nine holes. thats 6 over par.
for a second there i considered subscribing myself to playing tiger woods on playstation and giving up the real thing.
but on the last hole, with the driver malfunctioning all day, i hit a blinder. must have gone 1km.
just when all hopes fade, shots like this one come straight out the arse.
so why, all afternoon, do i absolutely skull fuck it, then at the last minute come good?
something to do with aaron baddeley's pga win?

golf is voodu.
golf is evil.
im addicted.

teeroy

Comments:

You are a sick man Troy. A nice walk spoiled by a little white ball. You'll find me at the 19th hole.

comment by suttyrocks on Apr 8, 2007 1:56 PM ()

Winston Churchill, said that I, didn't know it, till, I saw the film about 20 times ! (smokin' barrel s )
Star xx

reply by bloggstar on June 9, 2007 5:19 PM ()