Now this is a woman with five thousand nine hundred and twenty piercings. I don't know if she's trying for the Guinness Book of World Records, but I am almost certain she will never be allowed to board an airplane anywhere until she takes them all out. Not to mention: "OUCH!" Damn! That had to hurt!" This came to me via my e-mail from someone at Yahoo.


I'm sitting up at the computer, and even though I hurt, I'm communicating with the great unknown of cyberspace. Hi everybody. Not much happens when one is on 100% Bed Rest. You watch a lot of Public Tee Vee, and listen to a whole bunch of public radio, and have your computer play classical music until you're sick of it, and switch to smooth jazz until you can't bear that, and so on.

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I wonder if she can breath through her nose when her mouth is closed. I wonder if she can close her mouth. I wonder how much extra she weighs with all that metal. I wonder if she has a clue as to how repulsive she looks.

comment by nittineedles on May 28, 2008 12:57 AM ()

My sentiments exactly!

reply by thestephymore on May 30, 2008 11:34 PM ()

Ewww the pic is gruesome Makes you wonder if she has any room in her mouth for food!
Hope you feel better soon

comment by lynnie on May 27, 2008 7:32 PM ()

hadn't thought of that. If she starves herself to death, it's an improvement in the gene pool.

reply by thestephymore on May 30, 2008 11:35 PM ()

Sorry you're under the weather. The woman, by the way, is grotesque. And you're right I hope she never decides to try to board a plane.

comment by redimpala on May 27, 2008 6:52 PM ()

She would never get past security, they also watch for signs of mental illness. It's mental illness to think this is a statement of some kind.

reply by thestephymore on May 30, 2008 11:36 PM ()