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<title>Plandarin</title>
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<copyright>&#169; 04:18:38 Greasy.com  All rights reserved.</copyright>
<pubDate>Tue,  Dec 04:18:38 2 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kidney Thwacking and Lougie Hacking</title>
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<description> Hello Everyone, I hope you are all doing well. I am, and I have some good news, my pulse has not slowed to fatal infrequency. Good thing too, because I visited someone in the big-city modern hospital, and I have decided to only enter on visitor status. Apparently most people here subscribe to the ounce of prevention...mode of thinking. People do all sorts of fascinating things to avoid a trip to the doctor. It starts with the food. There are hand-pulled carts full of delicious apples and o ...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:47:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#x22;Hello, You're Name is Tyler.&#x22;</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/hello_name_tyler.html</link>
<description> Hello Everyone, I thought I would go ahead and post these thoughts on-line so that the strangers I meet in the street who alarmingly know my name, my country of origin and my salary can have even more information to discuss during our inevitable first meeting. </description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/hello_name_tyler.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:18:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>High in Hong Kong</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/high_hong_kong.html</link>
<description> Hello Everyone, I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas and that the coming year is a good one for you. I will tell you about my Christmas later. For now, I would just like to apologize for leaving this story hanging unconcluded for so long. There are so many other things I would like to share with you now, and I feel this story is one best told in person. For example, when I somewhat reluctantly entered the taxi with my three Indian companions, I thought our destination was some large p ...</description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/high_hong_kong.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:39:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Check Out My &#x22;Favorite Links&#x22;</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/check_favorite_links.html</link>
<description> Please, And tell me what you think. Thank you. </description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/check_favorite_links.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 13:59:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#x22;'I Choo Choo Choose You' ... Picture of a Train&#x22;</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/i_choo_choo_choose_you.html</link>
<description> &#x22;And you are...&#x22; &#x22;We&#x22;, said the largish man whose appearance and accent hinted strongly of Indian descent with a sweep of his hand meant to include his three companions &#x22;are teachers from Yi Chun University, and we are also going to Hong Kong to get our working visas.&#x22; Boy, that is really terrific. Why is it, that they knew I would be there, but nobody thought to tell me they would be there? This is one of many mysteries not infrequently pondered in this mystery-shrouded land. The rest of  ...</description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/i_choo_choo_choose_you.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 13:05:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Why I like Trains ... and Also Dislike Them</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/trains__dislike.html</link>
<description> Hello Everyone, I hope you are all doing well. I am doing quite well myself as I have discovered the secret to the very noticeable lack of obese people in this town. That, however, will have to wait for another time. Today, I would like to share with you an experience I had a few weeks back in a place much different than here. Though our tale begins in this charming city while I was walking underneath the roadway on one of the two non-floating bridges. On this particular evening, I had two ...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:11:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Potent Onions</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/potent_onions.html</link>
<description> Hello Everyone, I am settling right into the rhythm of life in this most rhythmic of cities. As much as I enjoy my daily routine, I have yet to have a routine day. Perhaps if I stayed in my apartment for one day, and never set foot outside my door, then maybe I would have little to report, but probably not, because I am sure there would be some excitement in the courtyard three floors below my windows, or even just two feet outside my door right next to my shoes. That is where a lumpy bag  ...</description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/potent_onions.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 05:29:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Student's Pet</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/students_pet.html</link>
<description> Hello Everyone, Many of you have expressed interest in knowing a bit more about my actual work here, so I will share with you a few notes about teaching English in Gao'An. My first payday is fast approaching, and serves as a good reminder that such a thing exists. I can't believe they are actually giving me money to do this. Usually, when you are having this much fun, you have to pay somebody else. The University where I teach is home to about 2,700 students. They can follow a few differen ...</description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/students_pet.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 05:19:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Thanksgiving ... Mr. President</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/happy_thanksgiving_.html</link>
<description> Hello Everyone, I hope you have all enjoyed a wonderful Thanksgiving Break. I was given the option of taking a short break myself; a day off. I was grateful for the offer, but decided that a busy day full of teaching classes would be easier than a day spent contemplating the folks I would not be seeing and the food I would not be eating. No, I had decided that I would just teach my classes, &#x22;read&#x22; some Chinese, do some foot-travel exploring and have a really typical day with the exception  ...</description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/happy_thanksgiving_.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 12:01:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rise and Shine ... .Or Else ...</title>
<link>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/rise_shine__or_.html</link>
<description> Hello Everyone, I thought I would go ahead and continue with my thoughts on hitting and spitting, because inevitably when I get the chance to write to you all, I become a bit overwhelmed by all that I wish to share.- Just like in America, my day usually begins quite early, but unlike Plymouth, if for some reason I am not up and at 'em by six ten AM, then the music blasted from the loud-speakers on campus will help motivate my morning. It is not the national anthem, but it is the same music ...</description>
<comments>http://greasy.com/tysinchina/rise_shine__or_.html#comments</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 10:04:42 GMT</pubDate>
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