So yeah just writing whilst chilling at home christmas is coming up but I cant say i a looking forward to it if the past years areany indicator i will end up being a scrooge because that is how i roll. I bought some people presents liek the girlfriend the sister the other annoying people i dont like to think/talk/acknowledge the existence of. So i was on the bus and these little kids are all giglling and singing christmas carols so like any good cold blooded grinch would do i stood up and with the lungsof a sugar saturated 16 year old screamed "SANTA ISNT REAL" the dead silence was kind of intimidating but i think eveything turned out for the best. Stupid santa. My mp3 player went in for repairs AGAIN like dang man they can put a rocket on mars but a 2gb mp3 player that lasts more then a wekk?uh uh can't handle that. It's like building a pyramid at the bottom are crap mp3 players at the top are rockets. If the base sucks it will collapse. I realize that is complete bull but i am optimistic that it will intimidate a few NASA scientists into building the most affordable and stellar mp3 player known to man. I dont want to just beable to call my friends and send emails with it. This thing had better be able to feed me cereal comb my hair and teach me to play the guitar all before i even wake up. Get on it NASA christmas is coming.

I noticed recently that i have this little catch phrase going on heres an example of when i use it usually at work"
some kid: hey Victor you're a mother****** i hope you get killed by your priest
Victor:only on thursdays

realize this i ALWAYS say "only on thursdays" but heres the ironic part, the only time i EVER say "only on thursdays" IS ON A THURSDAY it is uncanny so it will be somethinhg like this.
some kid" haha you're gay
Victor: only on thursdays
somekid:*nervous whispering*

and face it that can only happen so many times before people stop believing it was a coincidence. Well i generally am to lazy to post more than like a paragraph and i don't want to use up all the creative juices so i shall end this post right around here and i want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAL. love you
peace guys
Vic

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