I think I am in some trouble. My owner came to see me yesterday and I told her how well I was doing. I thought she would be happy. I guess I made a mistake. She wasn't impressed with my computer skills. You all know how hard it is for little puppy paws to hit each key I need. It's very hard. She even taught me herself. Well, maybe I cheated a little because I went into her letter to look. I learned how to make the letters bigger and in color. They're teaching me colors here, too. It is a very progressive doggie school.

I wonder what her name is. She doesn't tell me. She calls me Waterloo, but she calls herself I. She says stuff like, Waterloo, you are naughty. I think you need more time here to learn how to behave properly like a good doggie. I will get you some puppy pads.

I don't know what puppy pads are. I didn't ask. I don't think I want to know.

One very good thing! I have a cat friend. His name is Hobbie! You can see his picture in my friend's spot. I wonder what happened to Eddie? He disappeared. I didn't even know who Eddie was. I think he was the Owner's friend. Maybe. Well, Hobbie told me about parties here! PARTIES! Yay! I can't wait. I will play dead. They will send me to the infirmiry and I will escape, go to the party, and come back before they even notice I'm gone! Hobbie said there would be girls there. I wonder if that's girl cats or girl dogs? I don't care as long as they're girls. So now I'm just waiting for Hobbie to tell me where the party is.

This took me a long time to write. Very long. So I'll just stop here. See you tomorrow.

from Waterloo

Comments:

Hobbie is awesome, but don't learn any of his bad habits, okay. You stay a good dog. By the way, Judah and Boaz can be naughty too, but they are good boys!

comment by teacherwoman on Apr 23, 2008 4:30 PM ()

Hobbie is very awesome! I like him a lot. When I get out of here, I will visit him. I will visit your doggies, too.

reply by waterloo on Apr 24, 2008 12:02 PM ()

Dear Waterloo, Welcome to our little town. We are so very happy to have you here. I have a little girl doggy named Dulcie. She would be very pleased to make your acquaintance since you are so very handsome.

comment by angiedw on Apr 21, 2008 2:40 AM ()

Hi Angiedw! Your doggie, Dulcie, is my friend now! I am happy to have a girl dog as my friend!

reply by waterloo on Apr 23, 2008 11:39 AM ()

Waterloo, are you in some kind of boarding school for dogs? I don't quite understand what's going on with your situation. I'm glad you met Hobbie - his owner is one of my friends and is a very nice man. Hobbie has 4 brothers and sisters, and he lives with a bird.

comment by catdancer on Apr 20, 2008 9:55 PM ()

I am in a training school for dogs. I am learning a lot. I found out that I like learning, especially on the computer! You are lucky to know Hobbie's owner! Hobbie is a good friend.

reply by waterloo on Apr 23, 2008 11:41 AM ()