http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/index.html wickedwitchofthewest's Blog en-us © 2008 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:53:22 GMT 30 http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/pregnant.html Well I had my last ultrasound today. The baby is only about six pounds. They said she is engaged and looking like she is ready to go. I told them please do not tease me. I know I will be pregnant forever so lets just drop this any day crap! You wanna know one of my pet peeves? People that call me every single day and ask the dumbest f-ing question of the year "SO are you still pregnant?" I snapped off earlier after my fifth call. Sure I should have not told my nurse to go to hell, but for ... Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:34:35 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/day.html Yes my hormonal roller coaster has come to an end. Now I sit here calm, cool and collected, pretty boring. The Doctor says the baby is ready and any day now she will come. Any day... I watch the clock and time irregular contractions. I keep hoping my water will break and yet nothing has happen. Yesterday I tried meditation to guide the baby to start her journey to the outer world. I imagined her little head engaged and breaking threw the birth canal. I visualized holding her and nursing an ... Wed, 8 Oct 2008 20:22:51 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/warning_hormonal_mess_crossing.html Well this little witchy is on home rest till the baby comes. I have been a damn mess physically and emotionally. I have cried every day for the past couple of weeks. My youngest started kindergarten and it has been a rough start. The kid just gets to excited and then snaps someone gets hit. He has not always been this way but school recess makes him loose his mind. He got lost from his class the other day and almost boarded bus #2. His principle suggested he wear a reflective vest during t ... Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:42:36 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/title.html Someone ate my last chocolate pudding! So I have to settle for a sugar free Jell-O cup. ICK! I stocked up on sugar free about a week ago when I was told I had gestational diabetes. Yes I was diabetic for about three days until my second lab test came back and declared me non diabetic. The funny thing is for those three days whenever I felt I had too much sugar I would feel so sick and be afraid of going into sugar shock. I am obviously very weak when it comes to the power of suggestion. I ... Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:00:59 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/busy_busy.html Man it has been a while! Between moving, work, kids, school and life in general I have had no time to sit and think much less write. I have decided to put school on the back burner until who knows when. I was a bad student and have lost my drive. We are all moved in and settled. We truly are the little pigs that upgraded to the house of brick from our shack of sticks. It is nice not to fear the wind rain and heat. Hold on I need to change these shorts. They are squeezing the life right out ... Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:00:21 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/got_slugs.html Man it is late. I have an announcement to make "WE ARE MOVING OUT OF THE HOUSE OF PURGATORY!" We have been looking for something since at least January and finally our ship has come in! I literally feel like the little piggy that is leaving his house of sticks for the much more secure roomy brick house. No more worrying about the big bad wolf or if the neighbors dead tree is going to snap with a little wind and kill us in our sleep! No more slugs! I don't know if I ever mentioned the slugs ... Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:02:32 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/hey_sexy_dream_guy_hell_you.html I may have met my match. Enter my menopausal boss. Yikes! We made eye contact yesterday and it was like looking into a mirror of hot sweaty ticked off mess. As we locked eyes for longer than the recommended polite glance she said to me in an edgy voice "What?" I said "I don't know? What?" We then both looked away in search of more vulnerable prey. Menopause vs. pregnancy with triple digit temperatures = death match! Yesterday was the company BBQ and I was stationed at a BBQ flipping burger ... Sun, 6 Jul 2008 02:53:58 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/left_foot.html So everything is suppose to be ok now? Um I don't know. I have just been going threw some soul searching with a pinch of withdraws. I am just not understanding a few things. Why do I have to be ok with this or that? Is it really ok? Is the monster gone or just hiding in the shadows of the back of the closet? Am I really the mother of this baby or of any of these animals? I think I need a DNA test. My left foot has out grown my right! The swelling is making this very pronounced. I feel like ... Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:34:02 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/gone_bananas_back.html Well I have been very happy lately, but I have also noticed I have a little more fire than usual. My nephew got into some trouble with some scum bags. These scum bags decided to come over to my sisters house to start some trouble. They pulled up and one of the guys jumped out of the car. The wise guys did not see my sister sitting on the porch. The guy went to rush my nephew. Me and Moses came running down the steps. (Picture it: Pregnant women with her purse hooked to her arm running stra ... Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:51:16 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/wanna_touch_belly_wink_wink.html Well it's a girl! I guess I will have at least 11 years of sanity before she drives me right out of my mind. Me and the man found out today. She is huge and doing good. I had forgotten how pregnant women are treated. It is fantastic. I am now on the top of the food chain. Chairs are given up and doors are opened. It is really the best. I take no offence to the little extras strangers offer because of my condition. Pour it on I can take it. People like to touch the belly and I don't mind. W ... Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:39:09 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/calling_know_all.html It has felt like a life time since I have written anything. I have not had a moment alone in I don't know how long. I can't write with these fools breathing down my neck. I love my family, but for the love of God can I have a moment? They are gone right now, but for how long? I am hoping they decided to take the long way to the store and come back via Egypt. My car got broken into twice in one week. First the wise guys try to pull my broken stereo with out success. They then decided to bas ... Sun, 25 May 2008 03:10:25 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/ugly_guy.html One time years ago I dated this one guy. His name was "The Ugly Guy". It was not always his name, but it was a name that just ended up growing on him. He started out as a good looking guy but the more I got to know him the uglier he got. For one I started to notice his Lazy Eye. When we first met I thought it was kind of cute like Colombo, but soon the way his one eye always bobbed and weaved started to get to me. I am not so vain to just worry about ones appearance. It was much more than ... Sun, 4 May 2008 03:34:50 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/moment_garbage.html Oh the days have been long and the bull shit has been deep. I have had my rubber boots on wading threw this slop and lets not forget my fat lady support bra with extra wide straps. Oh yes it is sexy. It is not just one thing I am dealing with but a combo of Karmic debt beating down my door at once with my emotional terrorist daughter leading the way bombs strapped to her chest. Deep breast, I mean breath! See what I mean my brain is on scramble and I don't know if I am coming or going. Som ... Sat, 3 May 2008 01:46:49 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/bible_says_so.html The church of Scientology is digging deep and emailing me daily. I took a quiz few years back on line to see if I would qualify, needless to say it took them this long to decide if they wanted me or not. I just purchased a Scientology book on Amazon for a penny. I know what you are thinking: "Witchy you are crazy!". I know, but curiosity got the cat. I just need to know what they are all about. I try not to form uneducated ideas about ANYONES faith without exploration. I like to know why d ... Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:21:06 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/hear_now.html A friend of mine recently told me that I am a bully. What? I was pissed off! I told her "I AM NOT A BULLY!! I JUST TELL STUPID PEOPLE WHAT IS RIGHT AND HOW TO DO IT! I left with steam coming out my ears! I slammed my car door as she waved at me with the smile on her face. I wanted to run her DOWN! The nerve calling me a bully! I went to my other much wiser friend and told her "Can you believe SHE called me a BULLY?" She sat there are just listened. I spewed off about the victims of the wor ... Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:20:01 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/love_national_geographic.html My May issue of National Geographic arrived today. I love the National Geographic! When I was young we lived without cable TV way out in the country side. It was before VCRs, at least in our home. Entertainment was scarce so you really just had to make due. I use to practice being a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. I only had seen these ladies once on the Love Boat and I thought I had found my calling. I use to stare at the wall in my bedroom for hours and imagine little people were going to mag ... Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:50:29 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/cuffed_stuffed.html My fifteen year old daughter looks just like my side of the family. You can see generations of Witches' in her face. She has the best sense of humor. She has none of the shame that plagued me as a child. She will burst out in song and dance at the drop of a hat. I feel extremely close to her at times. She is also my worst nightmare. She has no damn fear of the world and she craves adventure all the time. She thinks that since she looks like a woman that she is a grown woman who can do what ... Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:14:11 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/sleep.html ... Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:50:01 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/drop_bacon.html I have a "I didn't do a damn thing today!" headache. It is all up in my eyeballs and creeping around my neck. Oh the agony. What I really want to talk about is BACON. I just can not get enough of it right now. I have been having bacon with everything. Last night I ate a couple strips of bacon wrapped around a pear. It really was like sitting on a cloud in heaven.Tonight it is a BAT Sandwich. Bacon, avocado and tomato sandwich with a side of cole slaw. I have not been force feeding the fami ... Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:40:57 GMT http://greasy.com/wickedwitchofthewest/wicked_witch.html I call myself The Wicked Witch of The West for a reason. I do have the temper of an old witch a lot of the time. Now I don't want you to think I am a loud mouth that goes on and on. I usually don't talk to strangers or butt into buisness that is not mine. I am a woman of constant frustration. I am not sure why, but I know I have been ticked off since I was just a little witchy. Moses was the original annoyance that tap danced on my nerves as a child. I wear my emotions right on my sleeve f ... Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:47:06 GMT