Yes my hormonal roller coaster has come to an end. Now I sit here calm, cool and collected, pretty boring. The Doctor says the baby is ready and any day now she will come. Any day...

I watch the clock and time irregular contractions. I keep hoping my water will break and yet nothing has happen. Yesterday I tried meditation to guide the baby to start her journey to the outer world. I imagined her little head engaged and breaking threw the birth canal. I visualized holding her and nursing and after about 20 minutes I knocked out cold. I woke up a little annoyed that nothing, NOTHING had changed.

I have walked to the playground and got on the swings to help her position and could not sleep because of the pain but still NO BABY!

I have tried sex! Sex when you are nine months pregnant is not only embarrassing, but ridiculous! The man did not want to hurt the baby and so it was uncomfortable, unexciting and really not worth the time it took to get in that position.

Although I am suffering threw the frustration of waiting for the baby, I have not been on the attack. I have not been interested in much to be upset about much. The man has seemed a little disappointed at times due to my even temperament. He has been missing the cheap thrills of watching me get worked up and loose it. He has even tried to instigate a couple little arguments but really I don't have time for all that. I am trying to will this baby OUT!

Well I guess I will lie back on the couch and think the baby out. Me and her need to have a heart to heart about knowing when its time to move on. She needs to know that change is good and the rest of the family would love to get to know her. I would also like her to know that mommy would like to have a little wine maybe a smoke a giant coffee or even at the least a minute alone.

Comments:

How exciting! Good luck 'thinking' the baby out. I hope you have a safe n' speedy delivery.

Get rest while you can hun, cuz I have a feeling after she gets here you will be busier than ever. Can't wait to see some pictures. *hugs for you both*

Fingers crossed for you, Witchy! I remember my OB/GYN telling me to try nipple stimulation to bring on contractions. I shuddered. Then he said that having sex five or six times would help...I told him I didn't know that many men.

comment by janetk on Oct 8, 2008 6:13 PM ()

Didn't know that many men..*ROFL* Love that!!!

reply by elfie33 on Oct 9, 2008 4:55 AM ()

Believe me I tried the whole nipple thing, no luck, contractions that went no where! Oh geeze and sex lord knows I will not partaking in that activity until this little lady is out of here!

reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Oct 8, 2008 7:18 PM ()

When is/was your due date? My DD#2 is due on the 15th and her doctor has told her she won't let her stay pregnant for more than six days after that. I hope we see some pictures of your new little girl soon.

comment by nittineedles on Oct 8, 2008 1:48 PM ()

I am due the 20th, but I am dilated to a two and the Dr. says any day now. I CANT WAIT!!!

reply by wickedwitchofthewest on Oct 8, 2008 7:16 PM ()